🏳️‍⚧️ Dykal Seal 🇵🇷

computah, how to have the same energy for myself that I do others

computah, how to call out of work for legitimate reasons without apologizing multiple times

I feel like a dog left out in the rain

and no, I will not be using this as an opportunity to post feet on the tl because those ain't free and my toe looks so gd ugly rn

you're telling me

woman in desperate need of a dub does something good for herself today only to get rewarded with a driver splashing her by driving through a puddle preceeded by breaking(?) her toe

gimme a good week y'all, PLEASE

I kicked my toilet on accident this morning and now my toe is swollen & purple and this is my first month uninsured since losing my healthcare

chat, is this good?

just the basic Elf stuff but it fights like hell against my demons

need, honestly

my granny cart finally broke after 15 months in service
rest in peace, queen 💐

back to carrying my weekly groceries by hand 😔
at least it's a good workout

"anger is a toxin that only poisons yourself"

but have you considered that punching him in the stomach would feel really good

cptsd got me ready to fight so many dads

idgaf if he's already in a hell of his own making, let me be the hand of karma so he knows what put him there

back on my bullshit*

*hourly checking USPS tracking to see if my package reached her yet

shout out my setting spray
bitch can fight off rain and tears all day 🐶☔

Re9 posting

ibuprofen will purify me

could a depressed woman do THIS 👇

they're not the only thing I eat like a vampire

they must be eaten from the smallest group to the largest and each group must be consumed in an odd number of bites

the 4 orange in 1 bite
the 8 brown in 3 bites (3,3,2)1
the green & blue 3 bites each

because odd numbers feel better

god's most neurotypical woman

icanhazestradiol

I'd be a mixer
fill me with rum and pour me into a beautiful woman's mouth!

it's my dream in this life and the next!

I love sad music!!!

big day for girl stink enjoyers

I can't shower again until tomorrow while it's being repaired

let it all wash over you
feel everything
you'll never know how good it feels
to crest over the waves
if you refuse to dive into the water

ty, Eryn 🐶🙏🖤
sad I didn't catch this till morning 😔

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Shah Cheragh mosque ( شاه چراغ ), Shiraz

my favorite place I visited

the girls keep making fun of me :c

brought a pb&j and appple slices to work for my breakfast

I made pan pizza last night to atone for my bean pizza sins