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Hey, remember how I said that my third friend in the oil industry didn’t respond? Yeah they got back to me.

It’s not looking good, team

08.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2014 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 118

Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart πŸ™„
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

08.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 969 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

It's simple really, it's because he faced no real accountability for his actions.

08.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2508 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 13

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

08.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 975 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

And then I, Jake Tapper, will host Republicans after the vote to lie about the war & platform the view that Democrats are voting against the troops. I have no agency of my own. I am but a humble mirror reflecting public opinion & conveying The Questions that Must Be Asked of The Democrats.

08.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3

the people yearn for woke 2

08.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1774 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

08.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 6982 πŸ” 2965 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 141

if you fall for this you should be put in a conservatorship

08.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1680 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what to tell you, I have daily contact with a pretty broad smattering of defense matters 9-5 M-F and you’re wrong

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

… it’s called GWII all the time, in and out of defense circles, genuinely surprised this is new to you

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trend shift in adults per family household is so insane.

its even more insane that every important policymaker and economist thought we were slowly soaking up a glut of homes even into the 2010s.

And it’s even more insane that there are still supply-crisis skeptics today.

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17

would’ve been the front if it was a boat

06.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the only thing that matters to him is keeping the Epstein files concealed.

He has already been killing Americans to do it β€” at home and abroad β€” and I’m fairly sure there’s nothing Brainworms Grandpa won’t do to keep it that way.

06.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk what your reaction was to seeing the Iran War polling at 27% but my brain stopped firing for a full minute

Absolutely incredible how airtight that media bubble is where people think this is what America wants

06.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worse than β€œhanding it” to Literally Hitler for understanding that he needed to manage his popularity, which appears to be something this admin has completely abandoned

06.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

former Vermonter here, i recall Welch not being especially sharp 20 years ago and it doesn’t seem to have improved with what looks like some very rough aging

06.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly, awww

genuinely think it’s cute, knowing how bad her dementia can get, when she’s happy as a clam munching on a sandwich and watching tv shows like it was her first time

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œbreaking” bringing quiiiite a slate of meanings on this one

05.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo.”

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally Shadowrun

05.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

renaming my fourteen year old, four pound, five inch tall miniature war-poodle Justice

05.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwe meant to do that”

05.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol not one of these chuds in sheep’s clothing is leaking the confidential Kamala Campaign Autopsy and are instead flooding the zone run this drivel

It’s telling.

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky needs a broken heart react

The β€œthis is a good post but the implications are extremely upsetting to me” button

05.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…..fuuuuuuuuck

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

murder she wrote is available 24/7 on…Samsung TVs i think? as one of the default β€œgrandma doesn’t know how to use the tv’s apps but is perfectly happy switching between this, dick van dyke, and magnum pi

05.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1