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Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future

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Work on progress tabletop football game IFC. #Quest #VR #AR

23.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the DOW is no longer 50,000 does that mean the DOJ can prosecute pedophiles now?

09.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gorbatchov and Trump both did Pizza Hut ads.

Gorbatchov and Trump both did Pizza Hut ads.

Three steps to destroy a superpower.

Step 1: Get a President that did a Pizza Hut advert.

09.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the DOW is no longer 50,000 does that mean the DOJ can prosecute pedophiles now?

09.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI The inmate’s account raises questions about Epstein’s in-custody death.

The most ham fisted cover up in history.

eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/n...

09.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"The C Standard is coming"

"The C Standard is coming"

Unix World magazine 1985

07.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you are saying eating one billionaire would cancel the carbon footprint of FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE 😱

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you are saying eating one billionaire would cancel the carbon footprint of FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE 😱

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

It's bizarre that in
an age of plenty, we choose to let some people die in poverty before their time and others have more wealth than they can spend.

Which doesn't mean that we can abdicate responsibility to the wealthy. We must all do what we can.

They can just do more.

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I don't use straws at all.

It's just bizarre that billionaires fly around on private jets, lounge in massive yachts, and bomb the everliving hell out of the planet, but us plebs get called out on 0.01 grams of plastic.

06.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I don't use straws at all.

It's just bizarre that billionaires fly around on private jets, lounge in massive yachts, and bomb the everliving hell out of the planet, but us plebs get called out on 0.01 grams of plastic.

06.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are missing an important point Will.

What is the carbon footprint of one missile?

How many plastic straws worth?

06.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When MAGA supporters realize they no longer have to excuse the actions of Kristi Noem.

06.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, as you watch footage of intercontinental ballistic missile explosions, sipping your cola, use paper straws, think of the environment.

04.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Laverne and Shirley

Laverne and Shirley

Comfort TV.

05.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It used to be on Channel 4 in the morning when I was eating cornflakes getting up for school.

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Laverne and Shirley

Laverne and Shirley

Comfort TV.

05.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, as you watch footage of intercontinental ballistic missile explosions, sipping your cola, use paper straws, think of the environment.

04.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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😞

02.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😞

02.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cushions with reaper images on them

Cushions with reaper images on them

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.

01.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cushions with reaper images on them

Cushions with reaper images on them

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.

01.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they can be happy with their 100% shots on goal to goals average 🫣

01.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like the historically prestigious FIFA peace prize has no meaning anymore 😭

01.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎡

01.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like the historically prestigious FIFA peace prize has no meaning anymore 😭

01.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

George Bernard Shaw

28.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would very much like it to be the case that "we" are not at war please.

This US administration has made it very clear it doesn't consider anyone else to be "we".

It's going to be disappointing if our administration thinks we are allied.

28.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
r/AmltheAsshole

u/reolives

3mo

AITA for Connecting to the Ear Pod after my niece swallowed it to see if it would play in her stomach.

r/AmltheAsshole u/reolives 3mo AITA for Connecting to the Ear Pod after my niece swallowed it to see if it would play in her stomach.

🫣

27.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0