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Piri Martine

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Sex toy inventor, cat servant, ascii brawler, not a real blonde

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It was stuck at extreme fear for months last year when we were getting tariff whiplash.

09.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tucker: β€œI don’t believe Europe exists.”

09.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think he cares. He’s a pathological narcissist. They don’t see much difference between negative and positive attention. All they understand is more attention.

09.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Germany right??

06.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that at the Met? I’m absolutely certain I’ve seen it before.

05.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry. He didn’t finish college or he didn’t go at all?

05.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Corey Lewandowski gonna have to start fucking Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1330 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 28

Does anyone else just wake up and spend the whole day anxious and nauseous because of the constant horrific headlines?

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a tacky souvenir!

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I turned it off right before his arm broke because I was already freaked out.

05.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Nat Turner’s Skull and My Student’s Purse of Skin (Published 2016)

www.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/o...

05.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What???

05.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His arm actually broke? Jesus.

I’m terrified of the absolute meal that antisemites will be making of that video.

05.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as we don’t have breeding farms for humans and products made of human flesh for consumption we will not be at that high water mark.

05.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2: Fuck me? No, fuck YOU.

04.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 8523 πŸ” 1156 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 176

I move that we subpoena her once a week until she breaks.

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. But if you try hard enough you can lean to stop giving a shit and go enjoy the Patisseries the Europeans bequeathed us.

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a Nazi.

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 8126 πŸ” 2410 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 524

I can’t say why I believe this, but, I think he films these in one take, no edits.

01.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One silver lining on this mushroom cloud is that our military can’t attack American cities if they’re taking over other countries. So, we’ve got that going for us.

28.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have anything I can say on here except that I want everyone, especially the kids, to be safe and well, and that my heart hurts for so many people I care about who are terrified for their loved ones tonight

28.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 525 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

Christ. We have begun β€œmajor combat operations in Iran” as of just minutes ago. He’s saying there will be American casualties. Slurring his words.

28.02.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5

The lord giveth bucket to has, the lord taketh the bucket.

27.02.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Investigative Post obtained this video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the nearly blind Burmese refugee who was found dead

www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/t...

27.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 5004 πŸ” 2541 πŸ’¬ 301 πŸ“Œ 300

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

25.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 15490 πŸ” 8148 πŸ’¬ 853 πŸ“Œ 543

Republicans are going to try to fast track as many segregationist laws as possible because they know they can't chip away slowly at rights using "We must protect the children anymore" because the whole party being child rapists is now public knowledge written in legal documents.

26.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like this ought to be a national story. This is straight-up Nazi shit.

26.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

Does the Breton Woods agreement mean nothing to you.

26.02.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0