Spare some thoughts for the poor shareholders, will you?
Spare some thoughts for the poor shareholders, will you?
Oww but it's the famous American crusader, don't you know???
It's 2026, maybe the TextEdit app can open a docx file and maintain the formatting
Yeah. Sure it can.
Would the dark dial shrink and expand during different times of the year as daylight increases/decreases? I like it!
Love that crisp feeling of minus 0 in the morning
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Are you sure you ever listened to radio if you didn't have one of these?
Having easy access to the Icons library has been amazing for quick iteration on what works/looks better on my projects. Making developers download every single asset individually plus adding to every project is a step backwards.
Thief. Steal everything
Every few months I have to create a table in markdown and try to do it by heart without googling. I am yet to suceed.
Not long now until AI starts being labelled "woke" too.
It's the year 2125. Google Play still demands you upload photos from a 7" tablet to allow you to publish an app.
Those GPUs are getting confiscated
Is it good? I like espresso and tonic on their own. It does sound like bitterness squared, but I'm intrigued!
It wasn't ironic! Without going to extremes, a good part of an SE's job is dealing with machines and not being in meetings/playing politics all day. Agreed, you need to be able and willing to talk to people to solve issues and get better. But coding time, is the best time.
Wait, it isn't?!
I can see the Onion headline already: "Onion editors go on Reddit AMA, forget to answer anything."
My Londroid talk from last month is now online! Check out how we build and manage apps at scale. youtu.be/90rcd94h5gI?...
You have a perfectly functioning keyboard and space to support your arms on the desk. But you prefer to put a keyboard in front of your keyboard. Why? Don't tell me it's the numpad.
Those were the times of Times on the Thames
Thanks to everyone who came to watch me yesterday at Londroid! It's been a while since I last did public speaking, but I thoroughly enjoyed last night. See you again soon!
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Just needs to sign an executive order
Don't do it John...
Still canβt get over the fact that when presented with the idea of the Harkonnens from Dune running America, 49.81% of voters were like βwhy not?β
My kid: "When I grow up..."
Also my kid: "When I WILL be a baby..."
Bi-directional flow of time. Why not?
Lmao π€£ savages
Looks amazing!
What the hell is vibe coding?
Please close the door as you're seeing yourself out