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I did that to prompt him to score πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again appealing to the club to see sense and drop this man. #LIVWHU

28.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Be funny but also depressing if Scotland miss out on finally winning a six nations because of fecking Italy

21.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Victory for the Edinburgh bourgeoise over the valleys proletariat #WALSCO #WALVSCO

21.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True ill go have a cry about it with my 24-25 title winner dvd*

*I don’t actually owns title winner dvd

21.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a dark shirt ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a dark shirt
18.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing

18.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 7736 πŸ” 825 πŸ’¬ 272 πŸ“Œ 110

Cody Gakpo is not good enough to play for Liverpool Football Club. There, I’ve said it. Technically fine, but his decision making is abysmal.

11.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I have been to a fair amount of gigs over two decades. That Magdalena Bay one at the O2 might be top 5. What a band.

07.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years

04.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 881 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7

Liverpool got everything they deserved for another utterly abject performance tonight. Bournemouth had won one in 14 prior to this, but they were up against a side that has been in bottom-half form since September. This squad is flawed, but should they be this bad? Not a chance.

24.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2
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A β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ review of Den of Thieves (2018) Rips off The Town, which rips off Heat. I love those films, so I don’t really care. The major heist in this film is easily one of my favourites from any film. Loses half a star for (former) Scot Gerar...

boxd.it/ctuh05

06.01.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Back at work for 2026

05.01.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turgid, dire, dull, passionless, flat, predictable, slow, weak, bereft of fight, effort, creativity and desire with no fight and no direction - none of this should ever be possible if playing for the reds - they are just the bare minimums #LFC

04.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors

01.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

But he is the middle management by definition because the secret traitor is giving them directions. This kept winding me up πŸ€ͺ

02.01.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the Geordies saying about the manager β€” are many Howe Out at this point?

26.12.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How on earth did Man Utd win that?!

26.12.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Final Scottish Parliament poll tracker of the year, before the Christmas holidays start in earnest. SNP projected one short of a majority.

Seats (+/- 2021):

SNP: 64 (-)
Lab: 18 (-4)
Ref: 18(+18)
Grn: 12 (+4)
Con: 9 (-22)
LD: 8 (+4)
Alba: 0 (-)

20 marginals: 16 SNP, 3 Labour, 1 Conservative.

1/3

22.12.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15
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Chris Rea: Driving Home for Christmas singer dies aged 74 A statement from his wife and two children says he

We were literally playing Driving Home for Christmas an hour ago while heading to my parents.

Very sad. A fixture in my Dad's collection growing up.

22.12.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still is completely misleading. Clip shows it was a natural competition, as VAR recognised

20.12.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs’ spursiness was stronger than our ability to capitulate when we lose a goal

20.12.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Neither of those were remotely like the Ekitike one lol

They were just jumping and competing

20.12.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody agrees with you on this lol

20.12.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad we won, but Liverpool were an absolute disgrace in those last ten minutes. Why were we letting the ball bounce and knocking it long?!! We had a two-man advantage, just pass around them ffs!!! πŸ˜‚ #LFC

20.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My top 50 albums of the 2020s in rough order. Makes me tempted to indulge in some lightweight listicle blogging again 🀑

20.12.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Rob Reiner :(

15.12.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think wanting lower taxes can be objectively described as an inherently right wing position

12.12.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Glasgow e-bikes are lit

09.12.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s called Maple 🍁

09.12.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0