Leeroystarr (@leeroystarr)

They put ‘Family Pack’ on large bags of Mini Eggs to make you feel guilty. Doesn’t work.

06.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How I felt at the start of the week

vs

How I feel at the end of it

06.03.2026 20:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#WhenEverythingIsBlue it must be Dad's old VHS collection in fake leather bound book cases.

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I've just taken the cats medication by mistake, I don't know meow that happened😼

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Used a meat thermometer to check my temperature. I think I hit a lung.

06.03.2026 01:34 👍 40 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

wow, I'll sleep peacefully tonight, thanks👍

06.03.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-scrren?

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Life is too sh, ort to (worry) about: punc-tuation?

06.03.2026 20:22 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

The Deacon of my church is on X. The face looked familiar but his screen name, PootangBandit6969, threw me at first.

06.03.2026 20:05 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Don't take no for an answer.

Unless it's a woman saying no, then fucking listen. #totp

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?

06.03.2026 20:14 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?

06.03.2026 19:48 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

that's an arena, technically, a really big room, so I'll allow it😀

06.03.2026 19:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shania Twain’s middle name is Choochoo.

#totp

06.03.2026 19:32 👍 87 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 1

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#WhenIsItTimeToUnplug once crispy..

06.03.2026 19:35 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Luke Littler and Beau Greaves have never been seen in the same room..go figure

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Afflicting my drivel on bsky as I blocked from posting for another 3 hours. I shouldn't have removed that 'harassing' post from that B1st/maga loon from this here town. They're relieved over there no doubt.
I should have behaved?No, I'll get t'harp and play some crispy tunes

06.03.2026 18:32 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I apologize profusely.🤭

06.03.2026 18:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, that’s our dishwasher f***ed, now I’m starting to romance the washing machine.

06.03.2026 17:27 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0