The 🦴🦴🦴 are their 💵💵💵

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

Why are all the Epstein emails written like wide receiver tweets

"we're not Nazis, just the preferred choice of Nazis"

Howie Roseman seeing these insane contracts today

Thinking about my favorite headline I ever wrote for a local news story back in the day. "Essex Man Arrested Following 49 Robberies, One Short of Milestone"

*chef's kiss*

Gonna get back on my bullshit* tonight

*Listening to everything Bradford Cox put out from 2007 - 2013

Hannah is a very gifted reporter! One of the few bright spots at the sun these days.

Watching the first mission impossible and caught a cool Easter egg I never noticed. At one point Jon Voigt says to Tom Cruise that he knew he liked to hide out on Liverpool Street. Later you see Cruise entering the hideout: an office with the name Mal Evans on the front.

My mom gave most of our leftovers to my uncles, unfortunately. So gotta wait til I see the other side of the family tomorrow for our annual leftover get together. Very jealous you got to slam a sammie tonight

Tomorrow

Friend sent me a photo of Elliott Smith carving a turkey so blessing the timeline with it.

Amtrak conductor just had to remind everyone that this is a sold out train and that, out of respect for other passengers, messes in the bathroom should be cleaned up before leaving the bathroom. Boutta hit him with a "well well well if it isn't the Amtrak conductor...."

10/10 album

Matt Gaetz couldn't even last one Scaramucci

Sasong YouTube video by Pawesome Pal

Blessing the timeline with this beautiful avey tare track

youtu.be/8BFkuOQA_BM?...

Taking a Lyft to get rotisserie chicken might be the fattest thing I've ever done

I'm very drunk but texting my family group chat "did you hear about Dr. Oz getting appointed to oversee Medicare and Medicaid" made me think I had unintentionally eaten some acid.

Popeyes bb

a man wearing a baseball cap and a gray jacket is looking at the camera . ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a gray jacket is looking at the camera .

More like Brianna

This app so far

The eagles hit a slant to AJB for 26 yards on the first drive and said "better not try that again"

Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?

Seriously though. The notion that you can win votes from people who say “pronouns in email signatures made me mad so we should leave NATO” by trying to please them is ridiculous.

One thing people might not realize about early Bluesky is that there was 500,000 people but only 30 of us made posts and we all made one post and then we’d repost it 90 times throughout the day. It was like how people had to eat their shoes during the Depression

Only been two games, but Sixers needs more possessions like this one, George and Maxey working together.

No good explanation for either guy to be relegated to the corner while the offense is as bad as it is when they can get outcomes like this playing off each other.

Thank you so much!