Winter

If you're not rubbing your body with me, you're rubbing your body against me

Damn bitch are you a clown cos honka honka

You should be more like Santa and only cum once a year.

I need your screams like I need air to live, pretty thing. Don't hold anything back from me.

Unstoppable force girl and immovable object girl at an impasse on who should sub

Sweet mother, I cannot weave. Slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.

Is basically "Sorry mum, can't go to work. I'm gooning."

They should do Dragon's Den/Shark Tank but for porn.

"I'll fund you £10,000 for 45%, but I get to be a side character, and you have to have a fisting scene or I'm out."

"Uhh, it's pretty relative I think?"

Girl with an incest kink: "hhh pretty relative??"

Tom and Jerry are t4t.

"WE NEED MECH SUPPORT NOW!"

mech pilot: "don't shout at puppy :c"

What do you call a spooky femme top? The Pumpqueen!

Extremely professional and normal Handler and her squad of deranged, horny mech pilots who are all trying increasingly unhinged ways to be abused by her.

Handler? I hardly know 'er!

"We really dropped the ball on this one."

Puppygirl: "Well duh! Owner needed it to throw, silly!"

I got to do a little vet scene with a fox and her owner yesterday. Was very fun going through the examination, pinning her down, keeping her occupied and complacent.

Any creatures need a checkup?~

Edgeplay, but it's not with a knife or a gun. It's with a grenade. Be a good pet or we'll both be blown to bits.

Don't call them people lol

Oh sweetie, has everybody been treating my adorable little critter like a person? You poor thing, that must be so, so stressful for you. Come here and let that facade slip away. No need for you to pretend when you're with me, pet.

Offers you my hand to sniff (flirting)

Foxgirl twirling her hair as she talks to a bunny: "Oh my gosh, you hop too? We have so much in common~"

If you're a nurse who puts people in chastity, are you a medical locker?

:)

A promise cage. It's just like a promise ring!

I promise you won't cum. *Click*

If you were a little fox and a nurse, would you be the first aid kit?

Puppy discourse

"Your owner pretending to throw the ball IS abusive. Why would they do that if they weren't trying to trick you? You should break up with them."

Clone discourse

"Look, I just think it's weird that you're not fucking your clone. Not even hand stuff? It's basically masturbation. Do you have self esteem issues or something? No, for the last time, it's not incest. It would be hotter if it was."

You're telling me a puppy coded this??

Piss yourself.

Referring to a sub as "the help" (derogatory).

Don't tell me I've broken you so soon, pet. I want to see the terror in your eyes when you hear me walking down the stairs. I want you to lean as far as your chains will allow away from me when I reach out. I want to taste fear in your tears.

If I can't, you're useless to me.