Why Calvert-Lewin with a single game home against Wolves in GW33? There are not many other forward options and he also has Burnley at home in GW35. Having said that, my FPL Safety Browser extension unfortunately does not allow me to select him.
#FPL WC32 BB33 FH34
Plan if games are scheduled as predicted
I'm not getting a warm feeling ...
GW28: 76 points; OR #FPL 6021 > 5718
GW29: Early transfer; Timber > Virgil, monitoring flags
Time for the 13th Duke of Dewsbury-Hall to shine
GW28: Locked
Enzo > Dango; Haaland cap.
No leap day, no birthday.
Some consolatory #FPL points maybe?
#FPL GW27: 45 (-4) points
Free falling: OR 4151 > 6021
Early transfer: Enzo > Dango
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
#FPL GW27 (OR 4151)
Ignoring advice of so-called experts:
"bench Timber"
"don't get a Chelsea player for one gameweek"
"don't take a hit"
"captain Haaland"
So:
Pedro in for a hit (cap)
The 13th Duke of Dewsbury-Hall is back as enabler (and Burnley home GW29)
Cherki/Guiu out
#FPL
#FPL GW26: OR 4267 > 4151
Complete TC Fail
Thinking about aggressive response:
Timber, Guiu > Hill, Pedro (-4)
@DavyKlaassen is an underestimated #FPL manager!
Top 3k, and much better than other Ajax players.
#FPL GW26 locked
OR: 4267
Pickford > Raya
Gabriel TC
All or nothing, so benching Thiago
#FPL GW25: OR 2772 > 4267
Red arrow caused by robbery of my differential Cherki points and subsequent Haaland bonus (silver lining: he will continue to be ignored by content creators)
#FPL GW26: Pickford > Raya
Gabriel cap
Second bag of chips still unopened
#FPL GW25 locked
Saka > Mbeumo
OR 2772, but I just learned this is 37 points behind a feline manager named Victor:
archive.ph/VaqI4
I'm gonna go all Kurt Zouma on him!
#FPL GW25 early transfer
Saka has left the building (thanks for nothing)
Hello Mr. Mbeumo!
Talks with Raya for GW26 are ongoing
When your #FPL future is bright
#FPL GW24
Hits are good!
3.5k > 2.7k, still on track for 5th 2k finish
Saka has to go (even with a 10 minute cameo and a goal tonight). Enough is enough. This will also provide cash to buy mad Pedro.
Second bag of chips will not be opened before GW32.
GW24 locked
OR 3.6k > 3.5
Grinding to the #FPL top, swinging with the fixtures
Cunha, Bruno G. > Bruno F., Enzo (-4)
Bruno cap
Leaking is cheating
(although note that I captained Semenyo before the leak)
OR 3.6k > 3.5k
Grinding to the #FPL top
Early transfers to avoid price changes:
Cunha, Bruno G. > Bruno F., Enzo (-4)
GW22: OR 5.7k > 3.6k, on target for 5th #FPL 2k finish.
GW23: Foden > Semenyo, Semenyo cap.
To managers causing price rises by bringing in players before their fixture swing: I hope you will all fail!
GW22: 50 points thanks to differentials in defence.
OR 5.7k > 3.6k, on target for 5th 2k finish.
Rolling transfer for GW24 fixture swing.
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go.
I wanna be sedated.
OR 5531 > OR 5739
Keane > Mukiele
Haaland cap
When I Win #FPL I Dedicate My Victory to You, President Donald J. Trump, For Your Extraordinary Leadership in Promoting Peace Through Strength, Advancing Diplomacy, and Defending Liberty and Prosperity.
Wilson is the Motorcycle Boy. I want him back.
I asked Grok about my #FPL strategy. It seems he knows my cheat code ...
You just need the right #FPL cheat code
One point below safety score: 5531 > 5739.
Will probably do Keane > Mukiele.
Eight days of #FPL boredom.
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be sedated
It's his birthday and he has his farewell game, but I sold him in #FPL
What can go wrong?
Surprisingly, nobody has subscribed to my newsletter or YouTube Channel to obtain my #FPL cheat code. I have also less followers than #FPL points. However, the code still works to beat the models!
Hauls by the two Thi's in #FPL GW20 bring me from 11K to 5531.
On track for a 5th 2K finish.
Last night Semenyo left the building for Bruno G.
Haaland cap in GW21.
Preparing for a rotation nightmare.
Timber first on the bench.
In my 20th #FPL season I finally found the cheat code to beat the models.
Subscribe to my newsletter and YouTube Channel.
I may reveal the code.
11K after #FPL GW19.
Always start the new year with a hit!
Raya & Virgil > Pickford & Gabriel (-4)
Almost halfway and 17K in #FPL thanks to differential hauls from transfers Cherki & Keane in GW18.
Cunha in for Wilson this gameweek to get that single non-celebration goal.
Semenyo will do something special in his farewell game, but Haaland cap.
Happy 2026!
