With higher picture quality, no doubt
@exhibit-they
Somewhere between Sue Perkins and a supply geography teacher. they/them, for what that's worth these days β’ fren-shaped π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈβΎοΈ β’ a βοΈcomedianβοΈ who tells βοΈjokesβοΈ β’ charming only from the eyebrows up
With higher picture quality, no doubt
Does gain a height advantage with the heel but, uh... *hurriedly flips through rule book*
Welp
We're the only inanimate sign. I don't know what that says about us
That's right, yes.
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I plan to spend today with multiple international women.
That's the idea, right?
There is a joke here involving a Spanish name or something but I can't think of Juan.
More beef per square inch than an episode of Jerry Springer
I see a "cwtch" in there. You can't fool me.
During Covid, fella walks right up to me (arm's length maximum), talks to me a for a few moments, then says "I notice you're not keeping 2m away from me".
No, I'm not, because I'm standing at the entrance to the shop and YOU approached ME. Dingus.
ALMOST LIKE WE SHOULD CUT OUR RELIANCE ON OIL AND GAS AND USE THE FUCKING SUN AND WIND WHICH IS CHEAPER ANYWAY
Because, as we know (of course), buses stop at bus stops and never move afterwards. That's why they're called stops.
ok yeah no this is fun
And somehow, if you need a problem solved, you also need a windmill.
What the entire arse is he talking about?
Some wonderful work by the evergreen Swedemason here: youtu.be/16DR-dm0DxM?...
A spell checker would have been cyrpus to requirements.
Assistant branch manager
Also I have no idea what comes after "beans" on this list
coldsaw
(found a shopping list in the supermarket the other day)
consider it done't
As we all know, Gary would only appear as a vicar if religious dress was called for.
Perhaps with a false moustache though.
Eh. I was happy with it.
Far too many people's first instinct on getting or making a call is to put it on speaker.
Honestly, a) do it anyway and/or b) do it especially if you have/want the reputation of being a fun card giver
Something something distributed computing something something
Woke up, showered, had almost exclusively pastries for breakfast, walked nearly 15 km, ate the city out of house and home, collapsed into bed, and dreading how my back will repay me tomorrow.
Wait, American driving licences have M/F on them? We have name, DOB, address, and category, along with a photo, but not even a Mr/Ms! Anything else seems... excessive?