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Oh hey, it's Grey πŸ™‹πŸ©Ά

@exhibit-they

Somewhere between Sue Perkins and a supply geography teacher. they/them, for what that's worth these days β€’ fren-shaped πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™ΎοΈ β€’ a ✌️comedian✌️ who tells ✌️jokes✌️ β€’ charming only from the eyebrows up

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With higher picture quality, no doubt

10.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does gain a height advantage with the heel but, uh... *hurriedly flips through rule book*

Welp

10.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're the only inanimate sign. I don't know what that says about us

10.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's right, yes.

09.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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art

08.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I plan to spend today with multiple international women.

That's the idea, right?

08.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a joke here involving a Spanish name or something but I can't think of Juan.

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More beef per square inch than an episode of Jerry Springer

07.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see a "cwtch" in there. You can't fool me.

07.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During Covid, fella walks right up to me (arm's length maximum), talks to me a for a few moments, then says "I notice you're not keeping 2m away from me".

No, I'm not, because I'm standing at the entrance to the shop and YOU approached ME. Dingus.

05.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALMOST LIKE WE SHOULD CUT OUR RELIANCE ON OIL AND GAS AND USE THE FUCKING SUN AND WIND WHICH IS CHEAPER ANYWAY

04.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because, as we know (of course), buses stop at bus stops and never move afterwards. That's why they're called stops.

04.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ok yeah no this is fun

03.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And somehow, if you need a problem solved, you also need a windmill.

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the entire arse is he talking about?

03.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This house - Swedemason
This house - Swedemason YouTube video by swedemason

Some wonderful work by the evergreen Swedemason here: youtu.be/16DR-dm0DxM?...

03.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A spell checker would have been cyrpus to requirements.

02.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Assistant branch manager

02.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I have no idea what comes after "beans" on this list

02.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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coldsaw

(found a shopping list in the supermarket the other day)

02.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

consider it done't

28.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As we all know, Gary would only appear as a vicar if religious dress was called for.

Perhaps with a false moustache though.

28.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh. I was happy with it.

28.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Far too many people's first instinct on getting or making a call is to put it on speaker.

28.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, a) do it anyway and/or b) do it especially if you have/want the reputation of being a fun card giver

28.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something distributed computing something something

28.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up, showered, had almost exclusively pastries for breakfast, walked nearly 15 km, ate the city out of house and home, collapsed into bed, and dreading how my back will repay me tomorrow.

26.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, American driving licences have M/F on them? We have name, DOB, address, and category, along with a photo, but not even a Mr/Ms! Anything else seems... excessive?

26.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0