Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500

Which other idiots have got up at four in the morning to watch the Australian Grand Prix?

The people demand Granny's Garden

Beer festival on here as well

I'm not having Mansfield potentially going through to the 6th round of the FA Cup. I'm about ten miles from Mansfield, I'm mates with a few Mansfield fans, and I just can't have

Big match today: Hereford at home. Six-pointer. Got to be suitably lubricated

It gives me enormous, unbridled pleasure to declare this Saturday officially Official™

The song Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus makes me so incredibly, disproportionately, needlessly angry I genuinely cannot describe it. I would happily drown everyone involved in its creation.

Don't push me. Push a Push Pop!

It's the Yaris in WRC isn't it?

Corolla is correct

Deep blue something

I know! Four big canvas prints. It's only £50 profit but that's still more than I've made since about mid-December

Yes, "there is was"

There's a sale on in my silly little shop and I'd appreciate it if a shit-load of you gave it a share because I've sold about nine things all year so far. Cheers shaggers

Anyway, I can only assume whoever it was saw one of you sharing my posts about the shop, so cheers!

Oh yeah, someone spunked 300 (THREE HUNDRED) quid in my shop earlier

I mean, Howard's had his balls on Princess Aura's chin so we know he's not vanilla

There's a sale on in my silly little shop and I'd appreciate it if a shit-load of you gave it a share because I've sold about nine things all year so far. Cheers shaggers

There's a sale on at DPA Design!

Up to 40% off all our products, including T-shirts, phone cases, mugs and prints: tinyurl.com/DPADShop

Apparently Pete Heller's Big Love is featured on #TOTP tonight, which is as good a reason as any to watch it as it's fucking marvellous

Pete Heller's Big Love! 10/10 banger

Friday

I must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning

I've always thought that the Princess, with this particular headlight treatment, is a great-looking car, and this picture makes me even more convinced of that

Looks a bit angry

Saw a kid earlier dressed as that famous literary character Erling Haaland for World Book Day

There's being Spursy and then there's being whatever they are tonight

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Spurs are utterly inscrutable

It was certainly... something. Basically I had me arse cheek cut open and glued back together, the legacy of an abscess there several years earlier

How the fuck can someone's fucking nose be offside unless they're Phil Thompson