Max Monocled Metroid

Online retailers need to find better ways to display furniture covers than just showing a picture that makes it looks like a couch is 60 bucks for a second.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Interesting how that Ice Pirates movie seems to use the same font as the DuckTales logo.

Pac-Man needs to be a guest star in some random hockey game like Mario was in that NBA game or whatever.

Tidbit Talkin: Commando 1985 YouTube video by Monocled Media Musing

My Entertaining Examination of the Capcom arcade game Commando. For some reason this made me think of Bender a lot.

youtu.be/iUeOOKxhDCo

I mean when they're calling it Operation Epic Lightning Fury or whatever the fuck clearly they're compensating for even more than usual.

I really wish more people would understand the difference between feeling truly proud of something and just feeling insecure about being criticized.

So crazy that the concept of rollercoasters is pretty much just an Ozzy Osbourne song.

Tom Plays Crystalis Part 1 YouTube video by childofthe80s1981

The 1st part of my #Twitch stream of #Crystalis saved to Youtube :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCPM...

#SNK #nes #RetroGaming #RetroGames

After my stream ended I raided @fractalmindmike.bsky.social

Interesting that the NSO Icon games things for the month with Mario day are just versions of the one with Wart.

new true physical Switch 2 release (not a Game-Key Card)

inKONBINI: One Store. Many Stories (Switch 2 / PS5) physical releases are up for pre-order at VGP and PNP Games: bit.ly/4cUDpkw #ad $51 USD

Recursive Translation Fun Land of the Lost 1991 Season 1 YouTube video by Monocled Media Musing

A translation gag for season 1 of the 1991 Land of the Lost series. Featuring a guy named Sean I suppose.

youtu.be/BROpypYMsm8

Winds and Waves look great but I'm still kinda bummed there's no Pokemon Pinball on NSO.

I imagine "cut the shit" came from shortening "cut that shit out" because I don't think literally cutting up a piece of poop without getting rid of it would actually make anything better.

It's March, Y'all. Time for #PromoSky.

What's Good, People? The name's Bern. Follow me if you like the things below:

Video Games🎮🕹
Super Mario
Sonic The Hedgehog
Crash Bandicoot
Legend of Zelda
Metroid

Anime🐉
Dragon Ball Z
Sailor Moon
Sonic X
Yu-Gi-Oh

Sports🏈
Football
Basketball
Baseball

Tidbit Talkin: Trojan (Tatakai no Bankai) YouTube video by Monocled Media Musing

My Entertaining Examination of the Capcom arcade game Tatakai no Bankai, which was originally released in the US as Trojan but the collections use the Japanese name because I guess the owners of Resident Evil didn't want to deal with legal stuff from a condom company.

youtu.be/9_U3bHicRLo

Feels like they could have worded that bit about melting steel like butter and turning concrete into water. It kinda looks like he's saying The Torch melts steel the same way butter turns concrete into water.

I like the Gen 10 starters. Also I think they should go back to using them on the box and in general advertising instead of legendaries. I know that was only really in the first games but I think it really helped make seeing the bird trio and stuff seem much cooler than later ones.

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Also this guy

Itching and scratching is one of the most aggravating things about being alive. Scratching an itch always feels good but it also always actually makes everything worse. Such a ripoff.

Let's Play: Mega Man Maverick Hunter X - Part 1 youtu.be/MRzsmTg3q04?...

Does he wear briefs the same color as his fur just so people think he's naked from far away?

Ya know, if Mario had stuck with carpentry he probably wouldn't have needed any fancy crystal stars to open a door that's a millennium old.

Looking for Mutuals! #promosky

Paper Mario & Ace Attorney

Discord (Retronyte)

Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, TCGs

Sherlock Holmes

Sonic, Kirby, Mario, Mega Man

Retro & Indie Games

Fighting Games

Songwriting, Chiptune, Content Creation, Digital Art

Let’s nerd out together!

Tidbit Talkin: Final Fantasy Tactics Commercials YouTube video by Monocled Media Musing

My Entertaining Examination of some Final Fantasy Tactics commercials. Featuring whatever I could come up with while being extremely uncomfortable watching a phone sex ad parody.

youtu.be/937HSNkrefw

The first game involved stopping a time loop, you were literally making the final version of a fantasy story. Every other game after has somebody trying to make something last forever and its always shown to be a really bad idea. So the name works really well for all of them.

I remembered Multiversus was a thing yesterday and it seems really weird that they didn't just make a regular game.

That headshot looks like fusion between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gordon Ramsay.

I wonder if collaborating with Yuji Horii on Chrono Trigger is what inspired the developers at Square to implement Gambler as Job Class in Final Fantasy?

Yes. Also most Pokemon.