Geeky Hooker

I am! I’m posting over at Instagram/Threads and Twitter, all under @geekyhooker!

The appropriately sus look. NAILED IT

Bahhhhh why are you so cool

Idk some dude. Seems pretty cool 😬

Mad MAD respect for working with the fuzzy yarn 🫡

Ok this is stunning omg

STAAAAHP these are AMAZING!

Dumping the dumpling When there’s trauma dumping involved, dumplings are in order. I came across this hilarious post a while back, and this poor little dumpling has been on my mind ever since. My phone just auto …

This poor little dumpling has been on my mind for a minute, so I had to crochet it! FREE dumpling pattern is up at my blog! Visit to make your own emotional support dumplings! (And credit to @libbystigaard.bsky.social for the post that started it all!)

geekyhooker.com/dumping-the-...

Click click, buzz buzz Disclosure: I bought and paid for my own coffee, but clicking my affiliate link will give me a small commission. You get a discount, I get a small chunk of change for more yarn! All opinions on the…

Also if anyone’s curious about the cordyceps coffee by Four Sigmatic, here’s my review (with a link for a discount!) geekyhooker.com/click-click-...

The pattern no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway. geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...

Click click, buzz buzz Disclosure: I bought and paid for my own coffee, but clicking my affiliate link will give me a small commission. You get a discount, I get a small chunk of change for more yarn! All opinions on the…

I DID IT. I tried the cordyceps coffee by @foursigmatic.bsky.social Did not turn into a clicker. At least not that I know of. 😬 Check out my blog for my honest opinion of the coffee (and if the cordyceps adds anything to it at all)!
geekyhooker.com/click-click-...

The Hooker’s Going to London! I’m going to London, and I’m bringing some friends with me to drop around! For the uninitiated, since 2011 I’ve been crocheting little characters and leaving them behind for strangers t…

If you plan on looking for my lil’ critters in London 3/23-3/26, be sure to read this blog post for details on how it’ll work!
geekyhooker.com/the-hookers-...

Me watching White Lotus S3E5:
“Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!”
*moments later*
“……what the fuck????”

My current London critter drop lineup: a wee lil’ Ted Lasso, a Totoro, and a tiny Sherlock Holmes! Find one of these little guys around London 3/23-3/26 and it’s yours to keep! I’ve got one more to add to the lineup, stay tuned! Details at my blog 👉 geekyhooker.com

“Be curious, not judgmental” (and a travel drop announcement!) “Be curious, not judgmental.” Wise words from everyone’s favorite fish-out-of-water TV soccer coach. I completely blew through the first two seasons of Ted Lasso when it first cam…

LONDONERS: I’m visiting in a few weeks, and I’m bringing some friends with me!

geekyhooker.com/be-curious-n...

Between Severance, Love is Blind, and White Lotus, it was a GREAT weekend for TV (ok except for Love is Blind, because wtf is with this bland ass copy+paste bullshit cast??)

Are you feeling knotty, baby? Crocheting. So hot. I’ve made many Deadpools in the past, and things can get heated. Pulling so many strings, getting all tangled, feeling the bodies get firm as I work them over. 🥵 It’s all …

Who’s been a knotty hooker? 😘
geekyhooker.com/are-you-feel...

Try Again, Mr. Darcy Valentine’s Day is coming up, so how about a nod to an OG literary romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions? *gives side eye to Romeo and Juliet* Elizabeth Benne…

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so here’s an homage to a classic romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions 😂

geekyhooker.com/try-again-mr...

Allow me to (re)introduce myself… It’s always good to have a refresher on those “get to know the artist” posts, so let’s get to it! If you’re new here, welcome! And if you’ve been around, hello a…

Thought it’d be a good time for a refresh on a “get to know me” post!

geekyhooker.com/allow-me-to-...

The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25 YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment

LOVING the retro look in this already
youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

“Who wants to play video games?” IT’S A NEW PATTERN DROP! When I first made little BMO for my trip to Korea, I had a lot of people asking for a pattern for it. I had some notes written up, but the BMO I made for my trip was …

OH SNAP! It’s a new blog post and new pattern drop! Check out BMO at my blog!

geekyhooker.com/who-wants-to...

Speaking of which, the algo never fails 🥲

The things I do 🫠

🎶I just called…to say…🎶

www.instagram.com/reel/DFIncZv...

Ahahahha one of my Twitter friends had two browsers open and got in with a 5 min wait time. Meanwhile one of the people in my badge buying group had 12 browsers open and all of them had a 1 hr+ wait 🫠

Got my badges (woo!), but it's funny how I was still sitting in the waiting room over an hour into SDCC open registration, meanwhile other friends casually logged on and instantly got a 15 minute wait time. Such is the SDCC registration chaos 😂

Here we goooooo…. 😩 Best of luck to everyone going through this debacle again!

Live footage of me trying to come up with a solution for something that should've taken 2 seconds to resolve (all kidding aside, I could watch Rube Goldberg machine videos like this for hours ☺️)

www.instagram.com/reel/C_-VCWS...

Picked this up on clearance from Bath & Body Works for shits and giggles, and it really epitomizes that “I’m not sure what I expected” sentiment 😂

At least the things I have signed by the Mythbusters crew (RIP Grant 😭) and Stan Lee are safe so far 🤞