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Cybo man escaped the facility / writing, movies, ATL and general nonsense

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it's kinda funny to just say out loud that your plan is to charge rent on thinking

13.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.

13.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chili man
Corn bar

13.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems significant that almost two weeks into WWIII the only downed American planes were from the fog or war or sheer incompetenceβ€”either crashed or were hit by friendly fireβ€”and meanwhile Iran is doing a Muad’Dib to the global economy w little motorboats

13.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Variety is a newspaper about movies. In my opinion they should not be writing articles about TV shows

13.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Daft Punk on the ALIVE tour at Coney Island and it changed the way I think about everything

12.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay so sam altman publically saying he wants people to rent "intelligence" from him like a power or water utility dropping the same day as a bunch of exploited african ai day laborers speaking out about their mistreatment by tech firms really tells us a LOT about what altman really means

12.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no one:

Sam Altman: yeah we totally know AI is killing your brains, we have a whole plan to sell intelligence back to you like water

12.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

The bus to karaoke is the right time to learn a song for karaoke

12.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle.

12.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Depends on quality. In the best of all possible worlds its a biscuit, but in this world, w quality randomized I say english muffin

12.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daft Punk - Something About Us (Official Audio)
Daft Punk - Something About Us (Official Audio) YouTube video by Daft Punk

happy 25th anniversary to a god damn whopper of an album youtu.be/em0MknB6wFo?...

12.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Can’t reform this

12.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Verehoven could never

12.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man

12.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every fucking time I gassed up my car at my regular station I saw a fucking sticker of Joe Biden pointing and saying I DID THAT! next to the price on the pump. I'm begging some worthy cause to make stickers of Trump doing the same thing as a fundraiser. I will buy and stick a fucking million of them

12.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This 100%

12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the FBI.

The email provider Proton Mail shared data that the FBI used to identify Stop Cop City protesters in Atlanta, 404 Media reports:

12.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8

I love Happy Jack and A Quick One so much. They're the only songs ever made that sound like Happy Jack and A Quick One.

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Gilmore girl skip intro .75x speed cc espaΓ±ol

11.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of text reading β€œFinancial benchmarks require a minimum net worth scaled by rank: over $1 million for colonels, $1.5 million for brigadier generals, $1.8 million for major generals, $2.1 million for lieutenant generals and $2.5 million for generals. These
thresholds reflect disciplined financial planning, investment acumen and resource management-paralleling the strategic allocation of military assets.”

Screenshot of text reading β€œFinancial benchmarks require a minimum net worth scaled by rank: over $1 million for colonels, $1.5 million for brigadier generals, $1.8 million for major generals, $2.1 million for lieutenant generals and $2.5 million for generals. These thresholds reflect disciplined financial planning, investment acumen and resource management-paralleling the strategic allocation of military assets.”

Ok so you can’t even be considered for upper levels of command if you aren’t worth at least a million dollars?!

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon monkey looking at a piece of poop in his hand thinking β€œthrow?”

Cartoon monkey looking at a piece of poop in his hand thinking β€œthrow?”

11.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lolll

11.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see a video of some b&w polka-dot clowns playing rock music, you should click on it and listen to what they’re playing

11.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yum yum

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only learned of the existence of a musical act billed as Violet Grohl and thought that was a pretty decent band name until I learned it was just literally Dave Grohl’s nepo baby. What a disappoimtment I thought it was some dirtbags from philly or something

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An infinite war that isn’t a war that is already over that is just getting started, a metaphysical, almost quantum state

11.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0