Lauren

It's a tree! A tree!

Because the FCC has no jurisdiction over cable.

Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

How close are we to the Trump administration finally playing the dementia card to argue he wasn't lying about Epstein he just doesn't remember and that we shouldn't punish a sick old man for something that happened years ago.

Only if you discount the pain we are both suffering waiting for Alecto.

Guess I gotta return the favor for The Locked Tomb?

The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir is my favorite.

Is there any doubt that GOP stands for Grifters, Oligarchs, and Perverts?

“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.”

Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

People need to stop posting clips of this guy just to generate engagement. It is the same reason CNN keeps having him on: ragebait ratings. Platforming him anywhere is only serving to keep mainstreaming his propaganda.

How big is Greenland?

Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

If you crave a Nazi aesthetic
Even though you look pathetic
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If being an abuser
Makes you feel less like a loser
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you're insecure and broke
And your love life is a joke
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you want a cash infusion
To spit on the constitution
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you cosplay with a badge
Just to goosestep on the flag
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you live your life in fear
And your skin's so thin it's clear
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you swallow the line that safety
Means tearing parents from their babies
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you bring chaos to the streets
To distract from Epstein heat
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you hate yourself enough
You need a gun to feel you're tough
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If beating real cops on January Sixth
Didn’t satisfy your sadist fix
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If shoving people into a van
Makes you feel more like a man
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If a woman won’t give you the time of day
So you’ve gotta get your rocks off another way
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you want to work for Kristi Noem
But leave your white hood at home
Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you’re not up to the task
So you hide behind a mask
Join ICE! Join ICE!

Where are we sharing our anti-ICE chants? It was an inspired morning.

The militia turned out to be not so well-regulated.
(From July 2020)