⚠WARNING⚠ INESCAPABLE FATE

I never know what’s going on in this god damned app

I don't draw as many stupid oc doodles as I used to...

why the fuck is it so ahrd to find refernce images of tail bags

holy shit

when the goyles gargle

who put gargoyle particles in the air

I found this in my files and I dont remember it but it made me laugh

im not mad btw

the real trouble is that everybody is so desperate to be a useless talked down to subby wittle puppywuppy that the second you give any pushback while bratting they immediately roll over on their backs and go "oh thank god ur a dom i can stop pretending lmao"

the two routes are having a heartfelt conversation where you lay your desires on the table and talk about how to work together to make it a reality or increasingly bratting until your target snaps

everybody ought to have tails big enough to smother on demand

Josh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem 12:31 AM • Jan 12, 2026

we have turned him into a decorative fountain

SNORLAX USED BELLY DRUM

Yeah I'm fine but I will chase you on all fours like a wild animal though

ppl like you are the delicate tendrils of divinity

THEY STOLE THE GUN GET THEY/THEM ASS

also features one of the most incredible UI popups I've seen in a game

It crazy how many people will support a war if they are told it is a just war. There are no just wars.

kh ral 🐐👑
#deltarune

Here to make every single fursona and oc better by enfattening them.

i wanna be a bunny

The entire history of Western civilization really is just "About time we war the Persian Empire, eh?"

i wanna be a bunny

Remember when people used to be all “hard times creates great art” because no actually it’s just this.

A comic. 1: 1987 10-year old Jaq (in the form of a blobbly li'l male person) draws a Garfield & thinks "I wanna be a world-famous cartoonist! 2: 1995 18-year old Jaq (same blobby male, a bit more desheveled) drawing a comic page taped to a drafting table thinking "I wanna be a fairly well-known comic artist" 3: 2002 25-year old Jaq (looking quite desheveled) drawing more & thinking "I wanna marginally get by in comics" 4: 2013 36-year old Jaq, surrounded by comic pages, drinking Rum from the bottle, looking defeated "I wanna not become entirely irrelevant, forgotten, and destroyed by comics." 5: 2017 40-year old Jaq in a blobby crumpled hear surrounded by pages & liquor bottles "I wanna die" 6: 2019 42-yr old Jaq, still a blobby male but a li'l more cleaned up, next to a recycling bin full of liquor bottles "I wanna be... a girl??" 7: 2023 46-year old Jaq, now a full-figure, non-blobby lady, mellow & smiling "I wanna be a bunny"

I wanna be *now with alt text*

lovely piece that sparks joy thank you!!

I have more fat dogs for you 👀

Commission for Curtollie (slightly edited to fit better bluesky's feed)

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

not maxis gaslighting its playerbase into thinking a in game currency marketplace is a good idea because ea is desperate to pay back loans they took on in order to finalize being purchased by saudi arabia and the trump family

these gachas cant keep getting away with this