Itsa Me MarniO! 🤬🧊

I'm with Nnedi.

I told my brother the other day, "I'm done throwing myself at a brick wall."

Oh, her actual job for once?

Gonna take a spin out to Little Canada and back for that really GOOD wash

I'd sign over all my assets except my cats. Where do I sign?

a cartoon character wearing a hoodie is laughing in front of flames . Alt: a cartoon character wearing a hoodie is laughing in front of flames .

Mmm yeeeessss, one of uuuusss!

Is UBI a bad thing still?

TRASH.

Ikr? Gimme a normal feeding time ffs

(I know it's dusty up there, I live by the highway, okrrrrr?)

The cats must be fed, they don't care that it's DST or Standard. FEED ON TIME.

*CLOCK.

This is the Cat Clock. It never changes. Get you a Cat Clock. It's good to have a click that never changes.

a man wearing a grey hoodie with a red star on it says yeah me neither Alt: a man wearing a grey hoodie with a red star on it says yeah me neither

Talking with my dad last night on the anniversary of my mom's death, discussing my pain, my brother's surgery that day, and how I think it's all related, he said, "I hope you figure it out, they never did figure out what was wrong with your mom. I wouldn't want to live with that kind of pain."

He couldn't have chosen a pic that had any soul in the eyes because he has none.

Norm who

She's had two breakfasts and two rounds of treats 😆 she's hongry alright but not in need

A calico cat in front of a window, sits only on her hind legs, like a rabbit, her front legs hang by her sides. Her right foreleg is coming up, like she's about to point at something.

Do I need to worry that my cat is an alien?

I was thinking the same thing! Getting together my parm-shaker of seeds this weekend.

If you can't find an EV, hybrid is also okayish. Sigh. Glad to live so close to work, and that my husband works from home! Good luck everybody else.

❤️ this, all of this. Beautiful and terrible moments all at once, you know? Just... unhh

I hope you have a lovely time today. Toddler birthdays are so sweet.

When you find the answer, please don't make a click bait video with the answer. Just all-caps in the headline 😆

There are so many jokes that I can't share with my husband, since he grew up Jewish, kinda... but it's ok, sometimes it's better to miss the trauma and also the jokes.

Recently was the "remember the Mark Wahlberg 40 day challenge" had me rolling. Y'all, it's Lent. 🤣

I imagine them being like, "I bet they got used to the frequency, let's switch it up!"

I was just considering doing it again and thanks for that reminder

It was helicopter all afternoon 🥸

A vintage rose cut glass bowl with a yahrzeit candle illuminating it from inside.

I miss you, mom.

We're all a little extra squirrely lately 😆

Ooooh gawd I don't want to because I ¡SQUIRREL! so much already 🥲 I already feel like an idiot without my list next to me

I've been trying to talk a good friend of mine into running for mayor, but honestly I also need to be running for office.