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Don't give the game away, dummy

09.03.2026 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is this, a parody?

29.10.2025 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asks Marigold (OC) if she smells that. She replies "N-no". Dwayne says, "Me neither." 

The last panel are their names poorly edited onto two gravestones with the caption "Make sure to test your carbon monoxide detectors", capped off with a poorly stretched ifunny watermark.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asks Marigold (OC) if she smells that. She replies "N-no". Dwayne says, "Me neither." The last panel are their names poorly edited onto two gravestones with the caption "Make sure to test your carbon monoxide detectors", capped off with a poorly stretched ifunny watermark.

And while you're at it, check the batteries in your fire alarm.
#oc #art

29.10.2025 00:37 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Help I'm in Ohio and they put out a hit squad for me for replying to this!!!

01.10.2025 07:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think that's why beer glasses are made so tall, so that you can easily gauge it that way. Perhaps it's just my theory. I'm no drinking scientist.

07.09.2025 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rediscovering the original purpose of snacking

07.09.2025 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a chef 's hat and apron is looking at the camera ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat and apron is looking at the camera

"Hey 弗雷德, get me a Marxist society."
"One Marxist society."
"But hold the democracy."
"Hold the democracy...?"
"And fund it with foreign capital!"
"Foreign capital?! Hey 小米! Get me socialism with Chinese characteristics!"
"Nuthin'?!"

11.08.2025 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was the same case for me! And despite being literally so far out of my element with that, it was one of the best experiences I've had traveling.

11.07.2025 03:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did they source this footage from DSP or something

10.07.2025 02:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reply, coward

07.07.2025 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would mouse boobs be called moobs?

02.07.2025 06:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@grok pls explain this post

24.04.2025 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.04.2025 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh... you know 😏

21.04.2025 21:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tetiddy

21.04.2025 04:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what they say about guys who wear Hawaiian shirts.

21.04.2025 04:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's gonna put this art in the trash
Because this shitty lineart sucks ass

20.04.2025 11:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i mean to be absolutely fair, look at the shirt that mf wears. i would not envy trying to recreate that

16.04.2025 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Anya Yippie! ^_^ #mouthwashing #doodledance
Happy Anya Yippie! ^_^ #mouthwashing #doodledance YouTube video by Joetastic
09.04.2025 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Twitter has had protracted outages both today and yesterday so it probably forced a lot of people to come to their senses

28.03.2025 19:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she's about to drive screws into her dna ayyo

16.03.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to leave a sarcastic comment but this is very nice (I especially like the background pattern) so I'll just make two sarcastic comments on your next post.

26.02.2025 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need to go back to a time before we called procedural programs and apps 'AI', and to even before we started calling them 'Smart'. We need to return to a time where we called such things 'Wizards'.

26.02.2025 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Depends on if it's an AMD or Nvidia flux capacitor.

03.02.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The biggest tragedy of this past election cycle was this guy getting muzzled for being right.

03.02.2025 22:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing that pisses me off in a video essay or thinkpiece is when the camera lingers on someone drinking a coffee or tea or something. Unless it's part of a bit, it's dumb at best and just serves to foster parasociality at worst. Ya ain't that interesting, pal, that's for the cutting room floor.

02.02.2025 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stoppin at the Chinese jewelry shop

to get some BeiBling

13.01.2025 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can you please explain the joke

04.01.2025 19:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Considering how clumsily the author handles the portrayal of any culture outside of Britain, yeah, the universal appeal really is fascinating.

Hrrgh, just the thought of people around the world talking about which Hogwarts house they belong to makes me sick 🤢 A truly global contagion

01.01.2025 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cannot begin to tell you how disappointed I was when in Tokyo I was going to visit Hie Shrine and just outside of it was this massive Hogwarts themed cafe

31.12.2024 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0