Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

The asthmatic/diabetic in me kicked into overdrive.

I've been sat on by things you people wouldn't believe

A tabby cat sitting proudly, wearing an orange collar with tag

Tonight's Loaf.

I never got to not go to work. I did all the shopping for us for a couple years. I remember stripping down at the door, Clorox wiping packages, washing fruits....

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

I started buying extra toilet paper, masks, gloves and disinfectant in late January. By March... Woof.

A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

This is an obvious overreach & bad logic, but bigger picture: this was only possible because we lack privacy protections and every scrap of data about us is collected, packaged, and sold every single day.

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

"Hi, Im Brendan Riley and Im endorsed by some of the biggest buttholes in the city."

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

Yay!

Holy shit.

My video of the short-eared owl flying over the Montrose Beach Dunes, with some North Side buildings in the background.

I haven't seen one of those in decades.

Thirteenth Floor and eXistenZ added to make for a really wild, of that era, marathon.

I've felt better.

A right foot with a bruised and swollen big toe.

Ooof. That's a fun shade of bruise.

This deserves an award for using visuals in data journalism.

President Trump <pointing upward at sword of damocles> what's with that one frayed horse-hair? it looks shabby, we should replace it with pure gold thread

This was from falling down stairs at home. Some carpet treads we have for the basement stairs came loose, slipped out from under me.

10 hour shift in safety shoes on steel plate and concrete.

What more do you want?

finally someone with the gravitas of fdr and churchhill's wartime addresses. we shall fight on the seas, we shall fight on the shores, we shall dance like nobody's watching.

Feet on main? In this economy?

Gotta say that this is some extremely creepy language. And the argument basically is... that if the prevent people from treating gender dysphoria (adults, in this case), that they'll just... stop having it? That's not at all how any of this works.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Go get their asses. Show us something.

Of course he is.

Of course he is.