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True. It's only verified by Sri Lanka and not by us yet- The U.S. has not officially confirmed a "refusal" to help. The Sri Lankan Navy and Air Force conducted the actual search and rescue, recovering 87 bodies and 32 survivors.

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That is perfect

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ha. I just used your idea in a joke. Thanks.

The first reporter who asks Trump to find Iran on the map will be a national hero

New head of DHS by ScorpLeo102 A two-panel image showing Senator Markwayne Mullin during a congressional hearing. The caption in large, bold white text across both panels reads: "I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU! RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! IN THIS HEARING!" mothererich: "Bernie promptly telling him to sit the fuck down was priceless." IronSavage3: "'You’re a United States Senator!', said like a man who grew up when that meant something smh" Dunge0nMast0r: "That means we do this in a cage, on the Whitehouse lawn, like our forefathers intended."

Bernie Sanders stopped a folding‑chair moment

1 - Zapp Brannigan looks smugly content next to the text "Firing Kristi Noem." 2 - Zapp points enthusiastically next to the text "Firing Kristi Noem out of a cannon, into the sun."

Okay. Yeah. We could work with this.

A world map showing dots representing where people guessed the location of Iran. While there is a cluster around the Middle East, dots are scattered across nearly every continent, including the United States and the middle of the ocean. A small box indicates that only 23% correctly identified the country. a 3d rendered guy saying jeografi

The ocean guesses are my personal favorite

@ryangrim - An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo. Breaking with all norms of civilization and warfare, we then refused to rescue the drowning survivors. The Sri Lanka Navy was left to pull the dead bodies from the water. I am hard pressed to think of any other nation throughout history that would do something so cowardly and despicable. We are genuinely in a league of our own, and American media — mostly shrugging off the bombing of a girls school and acting as if carpet bombing Tehran is a normal military tactic — is deeply complicit. @KanwalSibal replies - An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo.

This is indefensible

jayblackisfunny - Right now, Kristi Noem is at home, depressed, eating ice cream, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over again to try to cheer herself up

Kristi rewinding to the ending, repeatedly, like it’s the funniest scene ever

Weird History Facts & Vintage Photography - The “Potato Head of Palencia”. In the Spanish city of Palencia, a historic stone sculpture dating back to 1923 became a symbol of restoration failure after an attempt to fix its damaged face went drastically wrong. photo 1 - Shows the original, detailed face of a woman carved into the stone building photo 2 - Shows the restored version, where the face has been smoothed over into something a baby would make

Famous last words "How hard could a face be?"

wow

morgangalaxy43 - pic of Gambit, Rogue, Jubilee, Storm, Wolverine, Beast, Morph, and Bishop—standing together in colorful 90s-style athletic wear on an outdoor basketball court. and they are all dressed outrageously - The X-men are literally just what any average queer friend group looks like

How theater kids show up to play basketball.

@PaigeKellerman - Currently thinking about hiring a butler who listens to all my weird ideas and simply responds, 'Very good, Madam.'

My butler’s main responsibility would be assuring me I’m very funny
@paigekellerman.bsky.social

'SATIRICAL NEWS Jaws Of Life Deployed After Kristi Noem Becomes Trapped Beneath Millions Of Layers Of Makeup - [pic of kristi noem] @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

#satire

Kristi Noem 'Resigns' To Spend More Time Committing Human Rights Violations With Her Family - pic of kristi noem looking sad in front of flags - satire

#satire

@gabrielledrolet This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a series of increasingly alarming events we slowly become desensitized to

Every week something worse happens and we just sort of accept it and move on

lol

scatterlyrics: "Have you ever met someone truly evil?" kazzzmer: "My cousin is Stephen Miller."

Grandma: “please stop telling people that.”

This really destroys the whole zodiac system (crying emoji) Greta Thunberg with a small pic and her date of birth listed as January 3, 2003. Kyle Rittenhouse with a small pic of him and his date of birth is also listed as January 3, 2003.

*Astrology slowly backing out of the room*

photograph on the left shows Kristi Noem looking upward with a serious expression. To her right is a smaller, inset portrait of Markwayne Mullin in a suit and red tie, standing in front of the U.S. and Oklahoma flags thehardtimes.net Trump Fires Noem, Nominates Markwayne Mullin To Fuck Corey Lewandowski on Luxury Jets

Worst job perk ever
@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social

hahaha yeah

pic of kristi nem looking boggled - That look when you realize you are now the dog and your owner doesn't want you anymore.

That’s the sound of the shed door opening.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it will never forgive you for letting it go. You'll never hear the end of it. (is part of a calendar jan 2022 friday the 7th)

If it comes back, congrats. You’re now in a lifelong argument.

Benjamin Franklin wrote a letter in which he advised taking older women as lovers since they are both 'experienced' and 'grateful.' : Two side-by-side images. On the left is a classic painting of Benjamin Franklin sitting at a desk and reading a document. On the right is a photograph of an old, handwritten letter on parchment. BIG TERRENCE comments "Crazy that Ben Franklin discovered electricity but also MILFs"

America was founded on life, liberty, and MILFs

Thank you so much. ❤️

Olivia Munn with her eyes closed, placing several hot dogs into her mouth at once. BREAKING - Wienerschnitzel CEO shows Burger King and McDonald's CEO's how its done.

Arby's ceo nuts inside roast beef sandwich amid 'burger batt'e

Corporate training videos are getting wildly out of hand

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