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Spring is just around the corner. Eccles, Salford, Manchester and that neck of the woods. #totp

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He can lead them to water but he can't make them drink

06.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That on the you tube?

06.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly doesn't know the effing lyrics!

06.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe i'll ask my friend Mr Infantimo if Spain should be in my World Soccer Cup. Maybe i'll ask that. Why shouldn't Russia be in?

03.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A34 Wilmslow - Handforth by-pass has been reflagged by #patriots furious about PRINCE Andrew's persecution. Union flags and St. George Crosses all at half-mast.

28.02.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an album this was!

27.02.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1986*

22.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it was around the 1996 World cup I packed in going to mass, because of the clash with matches. So you can blame Gary Lineker, if anyone.

22.02.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grudging respect for him being proud to parade his beliefs. Hope he got a good price. And was this in St Alban's where he lives?

22.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It had maybe 3, 4 proper funny gags across the series, which I reckon is just about a win nowadays. And really good for 'that's him out of the the thing with her who was in the other thing'.

22.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shrugging the shoulders

05.02.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฃ2 bus fares - good. Folding on our clean-air zone in the face of a few angry ice-cream men and mini-cab drivers - not so good.

24.01.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe we are still Left up here. A Starmer clone wouldn't cut it.

24.01.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant! Sounds like something Spencer MacDonald on #Key103 in Manchester would have done, although I guess every regional station had one.

16.01.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No surprise this got spotted on the photocopier, it would have been whirring away for half an hour!!

15.01.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Attempted to camera, I think

14.01.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really? You're talking to the David Walliams generation....

09.01.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"it was a bright cold day in April and the clocks, sponsored by Accurist, were striking 13'

07.01.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A double scotch, if you were the other party in the accident!

06.01.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely Island? Fcksk...

05.01.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw some other promo today for a new lovely island programme tagged as adult content. Sh1te content would have been apt.

05.01.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I only had a Bowie C60 this would be on it.

04.01.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not quite #totp but is Dave Hill from #slade playing Luke Littler in the #darts tonight??

02.01.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guessed them as a respin of the 'Blockster' song or some other Jive Bunny type guff

02.01.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Means you, John.

02.01.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I had chicken-pox!"
"Yes, because......"

02.01.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on! You got edge pieces to get done, then those snaky things in both top corners! All done by the end of tonight's first #TOTP

02.01.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bettabuys: You'd better you bet!

02.01.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although a sitcom, One Foot in the Grave has a classic of the genre.

31.12.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0