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Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles official BlueSky account! Find us on Bandcamp: https://noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music And streaming in most of your favourite terrestrial music broadcasters!

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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40993 πŸ” 10913 πŸ’¬ 310 πŸ“Œ 339

Age verification?
We are from OUTSIDE. We have seen galaxies flare into existence, and slowly explode into black holes; we have danced β€˜round the Antares Maelstrom, and we have traveled the entire β€˜verse; all before the first amino acids leered at one another in your primordial goulash.

11.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Antique Watches, Cameras, and Medical Equipment Morph Into Meticulous #Steampunk #Spiders by Peter Szucsy #art

More information and photos of his amazing art are found here: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/pete...

10.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1530 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 17

So, you can kind of see where Herbie from The Love Bug (1968) and Christine from the film Christine (1983), is a transfem allegory with sentient cars-

Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐

09.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1650 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 6
The photo is black text in a white background, that states:

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. 

I’m really not ok, and my therapist keeps wanting me to reach out, so I’m trying. 

Autistic burnout, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain, as well as the airborn illnesses rampant in OK, are causing me to be a shut in and to not connect with folx, and are not allowing me to mute the constant unaliving litany that lives in my brainpan. I’m having issues talking about what is harming me, as everyone I know is ALSO not ok. Plus, everything going on in the US and the world. And and and. 

So please, let me know how may help you, if I can. I don’t have much, but I’ll do what I can. It helps me to help, especially when I cannot help myself. 

There is so much more, but I don’t want to flood your timelines. If you are interested in knowing the extent of things, ask me, please, and I’ll tell you.

Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. 

That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

The photo is black text in a white background, that states: Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. I’m really not ok, and my therapist keeps wanting me to reach out, so I’m trying. Autistic burnout, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain, as well as the airborn illnesses rampant in OK, are causing me to be a shut in and to not connect with folx, and are not allowing me to mute the constant unaliving litany that lives in my brainpan. I’m having issues talking about what is harming me, as everyone I know is ALSO not ok. Plus, everything going on in the US and the world. And and and. So please, let me know how may help you, if I can. I don’t have much, but I’ll do what I can. It helps me to help, especially when I cannot help myself. There is so much more, but I don’t want to flood your timelines. If you are interested in knowing the extent of things, ask me, please, and I’ll tell you. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! Our avatar on Earth/Terra/Sol III is in distress, and needs succor. Here is his post:

#AuralCosmonauts
#SuccorInEvilTimes

09.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We absolutely love this!!!

09.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

08.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 3452 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4

IDEAS FOR FILMS:

(voice modulator ON)

What if you cast ALL of the SkarsgΓ₯rds and ALL of the Gleasons in a later in life, homosexual Brady Bunch reboot?

We would watch that.

31.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a similar, but non-terrestrial, assemblage/conglomerate/association, we are fairly certain that it is BOTH.

30.01.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WE HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER AT β€œI EAT SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND SHIT RANKIN BASS SPECIALS!!!”

Whoops! The voice modulator was off again, aural cosmonauts! It is too late now, but we hope that there was no lasting damage done to your psyches!

29.01.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boosting the signal for an awesome author!

29.01.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have just read that the drone band EARTH are not aligned with being Good People, unlike our aural cosmonauts!
EARTH refused to play their set at a venue in Italy that has a Palestine flag hanging next to the stage, unless the flag was removed. The venue, TPO in Bologna, refused.
Good for TPO!!!

28.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When people mention assless chaps, I'm never sure if they're talking about the clothing or the English.

28.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

27.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 14304 πŸ” 5487 πŸ’¬ 347 πŸ“Œ 91

Well, the United States has always been a government by and for cis, straight, white, generally Xtian, men, and with a of history violence and bloodshed, most of which was occluded from common view by that same government.

So your post was at best culturally amnesiac, and possibly actively bigoted.

27.01.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

27.01.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 20435 πŸ” 4306 πŸ’¬ 598 πŸ“Œ 350

This is excellent

26.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shoutout to everyone out there making music, making art, and otherwise being creative. Much love and respect.

25.01.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1246 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 8

We have been screaming throughout space and the construct you call time, but our voices have been amplified for decades now

25.01.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Complex Networks of Metallic Branches Shape #Animal #Sculptures by Kang Dong Hyun

Link for more info and #photos of his #art: www.thisiscolossal.com/2022/01/kang...

20.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 3957 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 14
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20.01.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 15751 πŸ” 2776 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 107
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Cantareelβ„’β”‚ Rotating Guitar Attachment Attach the Cantareel to your acoustic guitar and enjoy a new sensation and sound.When you turn the handle, a fantastic, shimmering sound, like that of a violin, bagpipe, or wind instrument, is produce...

If this awesome-seeming device wasn’t over $200 US, plus being in another country, we would already have one!

IMAGINE THE DRONES WE COULD MAKE, AURAL COSMONAUTS.

IMAGINE, AND TREMBLE!

logicwave.jp/en/products/...

16.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

16.01.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 11695 πŸ” 1952 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2
Three skull-headed druggists in black coats and red tights fetch a jar of medicine, look at a prescription, and grind drugs in a mortar.

Three skull-headed druggists in black coats and red tights fetch a jar of medicine, look at a prescription, and grind drugs in a mortar.

#TheVictorianBookoftheDead #NationalPharmacistDay
"No Substitution" - skeletal druggists at work from a 1900 Antikamnia Calendar.
www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/...

12.01.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1045 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 15

Our tiny cousins are adorable, and we agree that sometimes we must bury ourselves to recuperate.

Set and keep your boundaries, aural cosmonauts!

Imbibe your waters, ingest your nutrients, and, like these cousins, get your rest.

Slumber well, and wake anew!

12.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My new quantum computer is almost working, but every time I get it to solve an equation, it collapses when I try to look at the results.

10.01.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 2607 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 30

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ IT IS OK DAVFRED!

Whoops, didn’t have the voice modulator turned on, so as not to overwhelm human minds and ears

It’s ok, Davfred! We are still our usual, pan dimensional selves!

10.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are diminished, volumetrically AND dimensionally! We are melting! Melting!

10.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We recorded onto cassette in a 1990s 4 track for the first time in decades last night.

#4Track
#4TrackRecorder
#NEMEAT
#1990s

09.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is necessary for your timeline.

09.01.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0