Gunnermir

This sums the whole situation up quite nicely.

A la Jorginho vs Villa

Can't wait for people to be shocked when we get the "out and out number 9" but he's benched for Kai because of what Kai brings to this team

"Newspaper of record"

Remarkable result especially when you see how good Lyon were at the Emirates. Kudos to Renee and the team

Relying on innuendo when discussing this topic is facile. We are a country of laws and due process.

At least they have Beyoncé

Regarding herbs: Perhaps you are right for Western European cooking but the effect dried mint has on Mediterranean cooking or dried fenugreek on my mum's Kashmiri cooking is transformational.

7 teams from London and not one PL ref from within a 100 mile radius

The 4-2 Liverpool home game in the invincible season was Good Friday and then we had to go to Newcastle on Easter Sunday.

Mad times but like you I miss it. That weekend used to be my marker for when the title race really got serious.

Tried to get another England team mate (Myles) sent off last week.

Just a totally dislikeable bloke

Inter are best for goals conceded but Arsenal are better for overall underlying defensive metrics.

So that's 4 times is has happened. How many times has a team failed to overturn such a deficit?

Sorry to compound your pessimism but this Arsenal team has done nothing in the last couple of years to suggest they are capable of slumping to a 3/4 goal defeat. They have the meanest defence in Europe & because it's based on the system rather than individuals Gabriel's injury is a negligible factor

Conte's Centre Forward!

Clearly never done the half an hour schlep from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane

Monster of a player

Farce

They do but presumably he also has a relegation clause so the fee would be low

Could have signed him but we sent Dickie Law to do the deal and he ballsed it up?

This is basically that entire period in microcosm.

No one will be able to afford it

Reads better like this

Martinelli plays in a better team than the rest

How much more in his favour does Michael Van Gerwen's little brother want the deck to be stacked?

Glorious. And what a kit

Bergkamp 🔟

"Oh no", says Reeves unconvincingly, "Please wealthy pensioners, please don't spend your savings now, I would hate that"

Wonderful times

They got 21000 on a school night in the quarter final and their last semi was a 60,000 sell out at the Emirates. Expect this to go close to that