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(Also @brunovalads.bsky.cool) Invento superlativos

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Tiny Desk Wannabe Jalva

10.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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esse รฉ um dos meus mapa favoritos do brasil

10.03.2026 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 310 ๐Ÿ” 84 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 135
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ATENร‡รƒO ๐Ÿ“บ Se o Babu sair hoje com 85,2% (ou mais) teremos sorteio de uma Caixa Misteriosa Soundsยฎ (entre os RT)

www.soundandvision.com.br

10.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 445 ๐Ÿ” 525 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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O BALDE DE PIPOCA Tร MAIS CARO QUE OS JOGOS EM MรDIA FISICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 360 ๐Ÿ” 77 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 161
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๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ

07.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1362 ๐Ÿ” 247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

4 palavras, duas histรณrias de terror:

Nova receita.

Nova embalagem.

09.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 857 ๐Ÿ” 193 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
POST DO FILME MELANIA EM UM TRACKER PRIVADO DE TORRENT.

POST DO FILME MELANIA EM UM TRACKER PRIVADO DE TORRENT.

CAIU UMA COISA DO CAMINHรƒO AQUI.

09.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, Iโ€™d have two nickels, which isnโ€™t a lot, but itโ€™s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 11636 ๐Ÿ” 2768 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
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a partir de agora o Real Brasileiro serรก contabilizado apenas atravรฉs da nota de duzentos e da balinha de supermercado

09.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abre a central BBB e tรก lรก a manchete

"Samira fica tรฃo nervosa que se caga no ao vivo"

09.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

รฉ sรณ juntar isso aqui com a viagem de tarcรญsio aos EUA e a notรญcia de que trump vai classificar PCC e CV como grupos terroristas essa semana pra sacar que รฉ tudo jogada ensaiada

09.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 324 ๐Ÿ” 98 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Imagina o caldo de carne que tem zero gordura, basicamente um kissuco salgado sabor carne 0% carne

09.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nรฃo nรฃo sim Tadeu, vo comprar os meus sazons agora por 1 centavo

09.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To completamente destruรญdo pela existรชncia desta

09.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pra mim jogador de futebol que quer briga fรญsica tem que primeiro retirar da profissรฃo e segundo colocar dentro de um container fechado pra brigar atรฉ a morte se gosta tanto

09.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So cool

06.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1376 ๐Ÿ” 627 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
A poster on a tree. The header reads '5G ELEPHANT', below which are two images of an elephant made of transparent energy. Text beneath reads: 'An elephant made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn & staring at our home'.

'Worried for family - we are not vaccinated'.

'CALLED THE PORK (POLICE) AND THEY SAID "INTERESTING. HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A CLOSER LOOK?" BASTARDS'
Question marks indicate where whoever took the photo has crossed out information.

'Please call Officer ???? & tell him to take my family's problem seriously.' 

A picture of a man dressed in black has his face crossed out. Beneath reads:

'OFFICER ???? ????'
'Badge #: ????'
'Children: 2 (Terry & Crumble)'
'Phone: ?????????????'

A poster on a tree. The header reads '5G ELEPHANT', below which are two images of an elephant made of transparent energy. Text beneath reads: 'An elephant made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn & staring at our home'. 'Worried for family - we are not vaccinated'. 'CALLED THE PORK (POLICE) AND THEY SAID "INTERESTING. HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A CLOSER LOOK?" BASTARDS' Question marks indicate where whoever took the photo has crossed out information. 'Please call Officer ???? & tell him to take my family's problem seriously.' A picture of a man dressed in black has his face crossed out. Beneath reads: 'OFFICER ???? ????' 'Badge #: ????' 'Children: 2 (Terry & Crumble)' 'Phone: ?????????????'

08.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 229 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

eu acho meio incrรญvel como os caras ainda criam um ambiente perfeito para um advogado trabalhista forrar de ganhar dinheiro...

08.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

E tem mais

glo.bo/4cAH0Ek

08.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 433 ๐Ÿ” 148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

society has solved global warming by creating new, more pressing concerns

08.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 192 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Forte

08.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 13244 ๐Ÿ” 5010 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 243
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the le creuset blueberry cocotte

do I need it? no
will it fix me? also no
do I want it? more than I can say

07.04.2025 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Genuinamente maravilhado q existe um evento de anime na cidade de Nรฃo-me-toque no RS chamado

Anime Toque

07.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Esses tempos eu tava defendendo crianรงa ver italian brainrot justamente porque a gente cresceu vendo YTpoop

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching a show for the first time 15 years after it started airing means that most of the memes from it are very classic impact font bottomtext ones

07.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
dropdown box with a selection of durations from 1 to 4 hours in 5 minute increments. there are 17 choices visible, starting from "2 hours 40 minutes" to "4 hours"

dropdown box with a selection of durations from 1 to 4 hours in 5 minute increments. there are 17 choices visible, starting from "2 hours 40 minutes" to "4 hours"

that one guy going "i code everything with llms its the future bro" really explains this dropdown menu in the 'go live' feature (which i otherwise think is pretty good)

07.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 346 ๐Ÿ” 97 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i just feel like people should be more embaressed about falling for the 'we told the computer to type out "i'm alive" and it did. oh my god!'

this type of software is as old as computers

07.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 461 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Tava conversando aqui e acabei de falar isso em relaรงรฃo a gente burra

"Ah mas nรฃo pode chamar de burro, vc tรก sendo prepotente"

Se a pessoa com dinheiro, estudo e formaรงรฃo insistir em certas histรณrias e condutas, eu vou chamar de burra sim e sem nenhum pudor

07.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0