"No naps for Trump! No naps!" -Trump, 7/25/16
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"No naps for Trump! No naps!" -Trump, 7/25/16
“Everything I don’t like or don’t understand is neoliberalism!!1!”
Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"
The screaming will continue until the news improves
Crabs are the crabs of the animal kingdom
I once had a coconut curry topping. I'm not sure if that improved the hotdog or decreased the value of the curry.
someone should ask Hegseth which rules of engagement he objects to
Otto from ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ was MAGA. He stormed the Capitol.
“Begun these anti-woke wars have.” -Yoda
Statement from Christopher Parente, attorney for Chicago's Marimar Martinez:
"Everyone involved in the spreading of lies about Marimar Martinez is out of their job. Now it is time for the FBI to do their job and investigate."
An off-duty Hennepin County sheriff’s deputy met a woman at a bar and raped her at a Wright County home, according to prosecutors.
Tariffs increasing prices, the job market falling, an illegal war putting servicemembers at risk, oil prices rising due to Middle East instability...
What isn't there to like about all this??
these people are so fucking weird
Hahaha
Itsa me, Markwayne-io!
Herbie was an Autobot.
We literally tortured prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan. The fuck is he even talking about.
They’re stealing our jobs!
Just so you know, loons are our provincial bird in Minnesota. They are known for defending their chicks by stabbing intruding bald eagles through the heart with their beak.
Loons are metal and Minnesota is Canada. 🍁
Translation: we’re gonna kill more school kids.
The Minnesota resistance outlasted Kristi Noem. One more datapoint that Minnesota is better than South Dakota.
It’s the Department of War, not the Department of Defense
The fuck kind of answer is this
BREAKING:
The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.
They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.
DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Noem Gonesky
BYE FELICIA
OH NO NOT HIM
Corey Lewandowski must now sleep with Markwayne Mullin.
in what world am i supposed to be able to process this
Congrats to the new leader of DHS Markwayne Mullin! He's just the type of stand up guy the department needs. This is the time for courage.
