Alex

This green 😍

Wait what did I miss now?

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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

snow day for phil ❄️

looks worth it

Showed up to my haircut too high to hold a conversation

a tiny bit high and cooking inefficiently while listening to a podcast is a perfect cold sunday funday

this is the attitude! i also read the New Yorker a lot, so that has to count for something too

slow year 📖

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

gay Twitter remains fun. everything else is bleak as hell

SWEEP!!

making beef stew. need a few hungry boys to come over and eat

MO NING HAS BROKEN
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power move!

Oh DJT is going to be big time mad over this

highly recommend! i’m a huge evangelist for delicious one pot meals

👀

so delicious!

this and an edible ☺️

I know I’m fucked in the head because the best part of cooking is all the chopping and prep work

Oh yeah we have p+. FT was perfect

A little!

Oh I never watched that. I haven’t had Showtime in years. Are good things still happening there otherwise?

wait, is it actually good? i loved the original and I’ve been inundated with ads for it?

the guys are gonna love this after a hard day on the ranch

bro! 🥵

twunk days 🔥

so lazy