Metalmalc

Loved the Arsecast today. Can’t believe you didn’t spend the whole segment with Wrighty going “I LOVE YOU!!!” like some of us would….

Since when did “minutes” become the near overriding measure? What happened to “games”? Are we that obsessed with minutiae? #arsecastextra

Just wish Saka would pass to him now and again, rather than taking the inevitable shot straight at the keeper..

Fair.

I’m sure there’s footage!

Switched the game off the second they went to the studio.

The biggest reason that Kai Havertz had to leave Chelsea is that he's not an intensely dislikeable person. He didn't fit the club culture at all.

Are these reports done with ChatGPT now?

Hitler, left side, Trump, right side. Several images of contorted and ridiculous faces made by both

Makes me laugh when Spurs are wank and someone always says "They're really missing Maddison" like he isn't absolutely fucking shit.

Shame it’s about 20 years too late to be an answer on They Think It’s All Over.

The liveblog is updating, but it’s juddering around a lot, wasn’t sure if you knew?

Ladies & gentlemen.

We got him

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Fair play to him for that, rather than parroting the narrative.

I have no doubt he will not relinquish control come the end of this term.

Cheers man, much appreciated - still love the blog regardless!

Preferred having the blog as the first tab/page, that’s me being a traditionalist. Agree with the other commenter about the font size too. Keep up the good work as always!

Timeless.

After Newcastle end their 70-year wait for a domestic trophy, you have to say that football (authorities allowing authoritarian regimes with appalling human rights records to own top-flight clubs) is the winner.

They’re really not.

Yours,
A Psychologist.

There must be loads of Geordies wishing they had jobs so they can ring in sick tomorrow.

North Bank carnage. What a day that was

Take Nwaneri and Merino off, put the lad Butler-Oyedeji on for a bit.

Every time he’s on I exclaim “Look at his massive Irish head”.

A photo of my cat Eddie sitting on a window sill. He's so flipping handsome. She's a medium haired tabby with a very fluffy tail. He has a white chest. His eyes are green-yellow.

My cat is extremely handsome. His name is Eddie. Look at him.

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The richest 50 billionaires in the UK make £2m profit every single day, each.

On this they pay an average of 11% tax.

The average person pays 37%.

It is time to stop saying we can't tax them, and start taxing them.

Kai Havertz: Teenage boy arrested on suspicion of sending online abuse to Arsenal striker and wife A 17-year-old boy from St Albans is arrested on suspicion of sending online abuse to Arsenal striker Kai Havertz and his wife.

Good. Make an example out of him, so others are aware of the consequences of sending abuse online.

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