If I had a good lead on agents, I'd have one. Sorry.
If I had a good lead on agents, I'd have one. Sorry.
Right!?
I'll bet you $10 the worm in RFK Jr's head is circumcised.
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I've now spoken to three police officers (two retired) about the assault with a deli weapon in DC and my favorite quote so far is, "Those fascist pussies'd better nut up quick."
I've never been a South Park fan, and I've got to say, I think they really missed the mark on this Trump in bed with Satan thing.
Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.
All I want for Trump, Clinton, and anyone else on the Epstein list is the same presumption of innocence that ICE is currently giving anyone else.
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American Jesus is a gun pointed at brown people who don't speak English as their primary language.
American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.
Breaking News: For the past three months, Pete Hegseth has been accidentally sexting the New York Times editorial board.
It's true.
In this most recent Reacher, they're eating New England clam chowder and biscuits for breakfast.
I've never considered this, but man oh man....
Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
You're welcome!
I know people love their conspiracy theories, but the sadder, more likely explanation is that neither Trump nor any of his dipshit minions have any idea how to stop this war, and having over-promised on it, Cheeto Jesus would rather burn everything down than admit he's a clueless dipshit.
Dipshits.
The MAGA cult are the only people who don't recognize that Trump just showed the entire world that he's a pathetic, downright fragile pussy.
And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.
He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.
What a pussy.
I'm not ashamed of my country; I'm enraged.
Our President is so fucking stupid that he can't understand that Putin is the aggressor.
He's that fucking dumb.
Somebody just do it already.
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Star Wars is the perfect analogy for the United States.
Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."
And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."
Watching white conservatives moan that there were no white people in the halftime show is so funny.
*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?
Pick a lane, chumps.
So Cheeto Jesus won't rule out deploying U.S. troops to drive every single Palestinian out of Gaza so it can be turned into upscale beachfront real estate.
The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.
I eat what I like and don't apologize for it. Even if their parents complain or call the police or whatever.
I can't stand his face, I can't stand his voice, I can't stand the stupid things that come out of his mouth, and I wish he'd just vanish forever.
Yes, yes, him too, but I'm talking about Rob Gronkowski.