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Author, physics teacher, beekeeper/gardener/sauce-maker/janitor at Frog's Point Honey, belligerent nerd. (he/him)

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If I had a good lead on agents, I'd have one. Sorry.

06.11.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Right!?

21.10.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll bet you $10 the worm in RFK Jr's head is circumcised.

17.10.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My good friend Justin set this up to help me recoup some of what I've lost to the MAGA mob. Please share if you're willing. Thank you.

gofund.me/03526643c

14.10.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray!

05.09.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've now spoken to three police officers (two retired) about the assault with a deli weapon in DC and my favorite quote so far is, "Those fascist pussies'd better nut up quick."

16.08.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been a South Park fan, and I've got to say, I think they really missed the mark on this Trump in bed with Satan thing.

Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.

27.07.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Trump, Clinton, and anyone else on the Epstein list is the same presumption of innocence that ICE is currently giving anyone else.

25.07.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Nicole make a better life for her kids, organized by Patrick Freivald Nicole is a former student of mind. She's 116 days sober (HELL YEAH!) and… Patrick Freivald needs your support for Help Nicole make a better life for her kids

I'm trying to help one of my former students. She's turned a corner and has hit a snag.

Please help if you can; any little bit would be great.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-nicol...

09.07.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@miguelmyers.bsky.social

10.05.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NYS 8th Grade Science Question Clusters These are nine phenomenon-based question clusters modeled after the NYS 8th Grade NGSS Science Assessment. Some of the data is made up, most of it is real. All of the phenomena are real.

I made some things for middle school science and put them up for free. Please feel free to share.

www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/NYS-...

03.05.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American Jesus is a gun pointed at brown people who don't speak English as their primary language.

American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.

29.04.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking News: For the past three months, Pete Hegseth has been accidentally sexting the New York Times editorial board.

21.04.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's true.

11.04.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this most recent Reacher, they're eating New England clam chowder and biscuits for breakfast.

I've never considered this, but man oh man....

21.03.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!

12.03.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome!

06.03.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2025 22:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know people love their conspiracy theories, but the sadder, more likely explanation is that neither Trump nor any of his dipshit minions have any idea how to stop this war, and having over-promised on it, Cheeto Jesus would rather burn everything down than admit he's a clueless dipshit.

Dipshits.

01.03.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The MAGA cult are the only people who don't recognize that Trump just showed the entire world that he's a pathetic, downright fragile pussy.

And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.

He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.

What a pussy.

01.03.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not ashamed of my country; I'm enraged.

01.03.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our President is so fucking stupid that he can't understand that Putin is the aggressor.

He's that fucking dumb.

28.02.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody just do it already.

28.02.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never make snow angels in a dog park.

15.02.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Star Wars is the perfect analogy for the United States.

Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."

And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."

14.02.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching white conservatives moan that there were no white people in the halftime show is so funny.

*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?

Pick a lane, chumps.

10.02.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Cheeto Jesus won't rule out deploying U.S. troops to drive every single Palestinian out of Gaza so it can be turned into upscale beachfront real estate.

The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.

05.02.2025 11:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I eat what I like and don't apologize for it. Even if their parents complain or call the police or whatever.

04.02.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stand his face, I can't stand his voice, I can't stand the stupid things that come out of his mouth, and I wish he'd just vanish forever.

Yes, yes, him too, but I'm talking about Rob Gronkowski.

02.02.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0