A big crescent moon is seen over Southern California and we see the lower third of the orb is visible.
Tonight’s waxing gibbous phase #moon is 35% illuminated. Seen slightly past lunar noon on the west coast of US. Nice crater detail along the shadow line.
While looking for something in the closet I went ahead and moved my winter coats to the back.
Yes, that's right. This cold spell is my fault.
This Discord fiasco really has my knickers in a twist.
Not because I didn't see it coming, but because I am sick of only being right about bad things.
See below.
Oh shit!
I'll show myself out...
🙏🙏
i heard that jizzing on tramp stamps is making a comeback
I spell it G. A. R. B. A. G. E.
Can't, I want a new drug.
rose, sophia, blanche, dorothy, shaped cereal calling it golden grams
if you die visiting the US, you die in real life
Who up dirtying their Harry
In the future, Will Shatner will refer to himself as Will Shat in order to sell high fiber cereals. Let it be written.
I trusted a questionable fart this morning and…suffice to say today became laundry day
who called them stoner thoughts and not a smoke of genius
Only sum?
Some of my past relationships are like algebra
I look at my X and try to figure out Y
Municipalities in the south are ill equipped to handle even 3-4” of snow.
Which means your mom will get plowed long before my street does.
I’ve run the water in the bathroom just so someone outside the door would think I’m washing my hands when I’m not. This is who you’re following.
I’m fucktose intolerant
i think i don’t wanna know what my cat calls me
Not as many nature shows sponsored by life insurance companies as there used to be.
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
I use my middle finger to block.
The whole mall is strippers?
Ok so i like to listen to audiobooks while I shower, and the audiobook I’m listening to now is Psycho. You see my dilemma
Things are suddenly much clearer...
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
