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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
How much marijuana have you smoked?
It’s funny they keep breaking my heart every year and I come right back and spend even more money on them lol
Didn’t even say excuse me smh
Your character can cause an Armageddon and trigger the worst storms in history by simply walking. That’s the polar opposite of uninteresting
The Illusion of free choice meme The cow is an autistic person trying to engage in a group conversation One side is end up interrupting to say something The other side is keep waiting for a chance to speak that never seems to come Both lead to You feel awkward and disconnected from the conversation
Talking in a group is hard
Rule 1: Ya Gotta Believe
Rule 2: If things look bleak see Rule 1
Take the 7 line and head to Queens
3-14 is much more lol worthy
Nah they’re worse. I went to the game yesterday and they stole my friends cooler
Eagles have the worst fans on earth. Them being eliminated is something we all should root for
Bhutan
This quote goes hard
Story commission maybe?
Which one???
I mean…it’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it
What?
Nimmo is declining and now we have better defense at 2nd base. We’re now in play for Bellinger, Tucker or trading for Kwan.
Obviously if Stearns doesn’t upgrade or replaces Nimmo with a scrub it’s a terrible move.
Plus it gives Jett and Benge a better path for playing time when they come up
A few days ago i got “Snapchat”
What if I tip you a Benjamin Franklin?
*orders 1 caramel mocha latte*
*realizes bnny made my latte*
*orders 12 more*
How? He’s slurring so hard I can’t understand anything he’s saying
Until we get a politician that puts people over party, I won’t have a “favorite politician”
Top Shelf - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Seth is doing some grocery shopping. The top shelf of the aisle is filled with cans labelled "CAN of FOOD" and there are cans below it labelled "NOT FOOD". I'm pretty sure it's an actual aisle you would find in an actual grocery store. Seth is trying to reach the top shelf but he's unfortunately just a little too short for it. Panel 2 Seth struggles to reach up a little further to grab himself a "CAN of FOOD". These can's are unfortunately stacked in a staggered manner with each can on top being supported by two below it. This grocery store is pretty lousy. Seth is wondering why they even shop there. Panel 3 Daryl approaches and easily grabs a can for Seth. Daryl: I got this, babe. Seth is filled with a mixture of aggravation and gratitude. Panel 4 Seth holds his "CAN of FOOD" tightly. He has to voice is frustration. Seth: I want to be tall. Daryl: You're cute the way you are. Seth: I don't want to be cute! I want to reach things.
Top Shelf - Gator Days
I thought we’re already in that era
