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Why do kids act feral when there’s a full moon and also when it’s downpourind today it’s both

Accidentally texting your ex girlfriend at 4:44 is why everyone hates men

Frontal lobes more developed than some people my age ffs 😂😂😂

Their final answer is that in American legal terms, under 21 is a child. But that brain development isn’t complete until 25.
And that’s probably the best answer they could have possibly come up with. wtf. They are 11 years old!!!!!

6th grade girls are astonishing. I hear a group of them talking yesterday and say something about “a child” and I chime in and ask what their definition of a “child” was- cus I’m legitimately curious what they think!

Holy shit this is going on my list of horrific dystopian events that I can see happening far too easily

It depends. My Vyvanse is free bc my state has decent Medicaid.

BREAKING: The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew has just been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office related to the #EpsteinFiles. Andrew, who lost his status as part of the British royal family, is an associate of Jeffrey Epstein. WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/live/M5I5ATQy6zk

That one is great !🤣

Pshhh my generation invented googling your birthday + Florida man, and mine wins

Quick Google search later and-
Sep 22: flips his dads SUV
Jan 24: gets his dad arrested
Feb 24: arrested for breaking into cars and stealing credit cards to buy fast food and $700 SHEIN hauls
Oct 24: pled guilty to felony identity theft, gets probation
Jul 25: charged w misdemeanor child abuse

Becoming a father at 18 will do that.. 😕 this is the first I’ve ever heard of Boebert having an unruly teen son with a toddler, I fear my curiosity will have me googling this kid

Is it weird that I keep seeing ads to travel to West Virginia and Pennsylvania?? Because I had ad free streaming for like years so I’m seeing ads again for the first time and they’ve gotten way worse wtf

Why is every commercial an ad for vacationing in some random state or GLP-1s

DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE' The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.

“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.

“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”

www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...

Trending on X: Obamas and Benghazi

time is a flat circle

This will go down as the most unserious and unorganized attempt at overthrowing democracy in history of humanity

(They’re aware of everything happening just refuse to not live their lives and get the most out of this experience and that’s hella brave but I’m still scared for them!! They’re all so cool tho)
White hippie bitch can go to hell LOL

Me when the (incredibly intelligent and absolutely wonderful) girls I met in grad school here on student visas from African countries post instagram pics vacationing around the biggest tourist spots in the USA thru out 2025 and 26: 😰😰😰 y’all look like ur living ur BEST lives but PLS BE SAFE OMFG 😭

Me when the white peace n luv hippie girl I used to party with that has no politics posts instagram pics of her vacation with her boyfriend in the Florida Everglades, home of the Alligator concentration camp, in 2026: 🫤🤢😵‍💫🖕

Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71 Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...

Catherine O’Hara of Beetlejuice and Schitt’s Creek has died at age 71. RIP to one of the all-time greatest women in comedy. people.com/catherine-oh...

My thoughts and prayers are going out today in honor of all AP US History students in the 22nd century that have to learn about the 21st century and are getting lost in the messy drama and ancient memes and shitposts

PLEASE this sub portal is SO ANNOYING. I am literally AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. SUBBING. A FULL DAY. When this was sent!!! And the only other job available today is in the same district, for a half day in the afternoon!!! I am obviously unavailable smfh calm yourself down pls

MOTHERFUCKER

Neptune in Aries, the mask is fully off

We’ve got one in Connecticut too!!

30+ states don’t require the background check via private sellers or online sales, all states require it at a gun shop. Pretty pointless law for those states if they can just go to a gun show or order it online. Like what’s the point of it even?

Crazy asf esp when I live on the shoreline and we always get less extreme weather than inland

Abortion wasn’t even /that bad/ until around this time/into the 80s
Getting people to hate it was a right wing tactic

This is why Roe is so important