That is SO COOL
@nikkijayne
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much. Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night π§ΆππΎππΌ Science and science fiction nerd π§¬π½ West Mids. That means I say βmomβ.
That is SO COOL
Hahahahaha me and Matt are in a very small restaurant in Stirchley and one of my exes is sat DIRECTLY BEHIND ME. ON A DATE.
Heβs not spotted me yet but itβs hilarious to me.
That looks like a springer cross!
Apparently the app ASKS IF YOU WANT TO BE ROASTED.
That there is a key detail and presumably why the ombudsman didnβt uphold the complaint.
This para skiing is insane. Badasses, all of them.
Oh yeah sod that!
Iβm on Agile with them which is good if you can shift your usage from peak times. But I think it might only be for electricity?
Iβm still giggling at βDid somebody say just stopβ
(But, βDid nobody say Just Stop?β would have been better. See. This is why you hire HUMAN WRITERS.)
It is. You can opt out of personalised marketing. Even if thatβs urned on you donβt have to click on it.
Today I want to talk about Jessβ Rule and Marthaβs Rule, two new initiatives across NHS England that I think are really important and you should know about.
Tl;dr: if your symptoms are not improving or getting worse, at home or in hospital, you have the right and Drs the responsibility to review.
I think itβs cos the woman who complained has appealed.
Itβs fucking savage, I love it.
The fact the words were written by AI is a great example of why we need humans to review these things!
But I still find it fucking hilarious π
Ok I may have to stick this on.
Huntley is dead! Sometimes we can have nice things.
I hope Europe stays the FUCK OUT of it. I don't like Starmer much but thank fuck we donβt have Tories or Reform in charge right now.
Ahhh a βlook over here!β
Remember Qanon when they thought Trump was arresting paedos, and then he turns out to be one and they all shut up? Weird that.
Ohhhhhhh thatβs a really good point
It always makes me think that the worst women I know are the way they are because they try to emulate men. Pick mes. Thatcher a great example.
SERIOUSLY WTF man. Look at bonobos: a matriarchal society and they solve everything by having sex.
Fucking America.
Sabre rattling and dick wavingβ¦yeah sounds about right!
Exactly! So many things in her life probably trigger her but she took issue with this.
Yeah I didnβt realise it was AI until the end and lollll, I can tell you right now a stakeholder would have nixxed that copy if it was written by a human!
That sounds accurate, tbf.
YES this one is a banger!
But why, specifically?
I know war rarely has a reason but itβs bothering me!
It then said she was "in the top 15%" for Just Eat, adding: "You like your banquets beige and boxed up." This appears to be a reference to a "beige" diet dominated by bland or processed foods such as chicken nuggets, chips and pasta. It later returned to this theme, telling her: "You spent more than most on Just Eat. Did somebody say just stop?"
This is savage, oh my god πππ
Lmfao imagine complaining about how much fast food you eat to the Financial Ombudsman. You SHOULD be embarrassed.
Also, I love the tone.
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I LOVE them. Anything that combines my two fave genres is a winner.