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Nikki Jayne

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Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much. Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night πŸ§ΆπŸ›πŸ‘ΎπŸ’ƒπŸΌ Science and science fiction nerd πŸ§¬πŸ‘½ West Mids. That means I say β€˜mom’.

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That is SO COOL

07.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha me and Matt are in a very small restaurant in Stirchley and one of my exes is sat DIRECTLY BEHIND ME. ON A DATE.

He’s not spotted me yet but it’s hilarious to me.

07.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks like a springer cross!

07.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the app ASKS IF YOU WANT TO BE ROASTED.

That there is a key detail and presumably why the ombudsman didn’t uphold the complaint.

07.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This para skiing is insane. Badasses, all of them.

07.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah sod that!

07.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on Agile with them which is good if you can shift your usage from peak times. But I think it might only be for electricity?

07.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still giggling at β€˜Did somebody say just stop’

(But, β€˜Did nobody say Just Stop?’ would have been better. See. This is why you hire HUMAN WRITERS.)

07.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. You can opt out of personalised marketing. Even if that’s urned on you don’t have to click on it.

07.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I want to talk about Jess’ Rule and Martha’s Rule, two new initiatives across NHS England that I think are really important and you should know about.
Tl;dr: if your symptoms are not improving or getting worse, at home or in hospital, you have the right and Drs the responsibility to review.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 14

I think it’s cos the woman who complained has appealed.

07.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fucking savage, I love it.

07.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact the words were written by AI is a great example of why we need humans to review these things!

But I still find it fucking hilarious πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I may have to stick this on.

07.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Huntley is dead! Sometimes we can have nice things.

07.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Europe stays the FUCK OUT of it. I don't like Starmer much but thank fuck we don’t have Tories or Reform in charge right now.

07.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh a β€˜look over here!β€˜

Remember Qanon when they thought Trump was arresting paedos, and then he turns out to be one and they all shut up? Weird that.

07.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhhhh that’s a really good point

07.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It always makes me think that the worst women I know are the way they are because they try to emulate men. Pick mes. Thatcher a great example.

07.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SERIOUSLY WTF man. Look at bonobos: a matriarchal society and they solve everything by having sex.

07.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking America.

07.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sabre rattling and dick waving…yeah sounds about right!

07.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! So many things in her life probably trigger her but she took issue with this.

07.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I didn’t realise it was AI until the end and lollll, I can tell you right now a stakeholder would have nixxed that copy if it was written by a human!

07.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds accurate, tbf.

07.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES this one is a banger!

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But why, specifically?
I know war rarely has a reason but it’s bothering me!

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
It then said she was "in the top 15%" for Just Eat, adding: "You like your banquets beige and boxed up."
This appears to be a reference to a "beige" diet dominated by bland or processed foods such as chicken nuggets, chips and pasta.
It later returned to this theme, telling her: "You spent more than most on Just Eat. Did somebody say just stop?"

It then said she was "in the top 15%" for Just Eat, adding: "You like your banquets beige and boxed up." This appears to be a reference to a "beige" diet dominated by bland or processed foods such as chicken nuggets, chips and pasta. It later returned to this theme, telling her: "You spent more than most on Just Eat. Did somebody say just stop?"

This is savage, oh my god πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Mainly, you fast fooded’: Monzo under fire over β€˜shaming’ year-end reviews Bank criticised for tone of spending summaries, with one user complaining to ombudsman over β€˜humiliating’ use of data

Lmfao imagine complaining about how much fast food you eat to the Financial Ombudsman. You SHOULD be embarrassed.

Also, I love the tone.

www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...

07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I LOVE them. Anything that combines my two fave genres is a winner.

07.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0