Justin Forbes

Angelfire was the shit

Time to find out which IoT devices recognize DST and which don't...

In order to verify your age please hold your phone against your leg while climbing a set of stairs

I never connect my TV to the Internet. Too many manufacturers want to steal my viewing habits.

If Crosby is out there Canada wins the gold. McDavid a bridesmaid once again.

I'm going to red team my refrigerator, gotta get that things to stop giving up the food so easily

Pretty sure it's illegal to smoke meats without black gloves now

We looked on open table just for laughs and the only restaurant available in the area is Red Lobster

Using AI to find a missing person is on the same level as asking a psychic to find them.

Haha I get those same emails about my meetup group that I self fund

It's finally here, it's puppy bowl day!

Because everyone loves fingerprints on their screens

Use them all the time for sending pentest reports to customers

If you want my vote in 2028, you need to be on the ground in Minnesota standing with the people. Thoughts and prayers posts are meaningless to me.

Moose

They are for downloading Warez

May the sacred oils keep it's bloodlust at bay

Drops won't do, it must flow

The cloning machine also appears to be working

But please buy second hand tickets, don't support our terrible ownership

RIP to the porta potty the water company was using

But is it really mine if it isn't on the Blockchain?

Happy holidays, live long and prosper

THC Release: 🎄Smallest SSHD backdoor🎄

- Does not add any new file
- Survives apt-update
- Does not use PAM or authorized_keys

Just SSHD trickery....adds one line only.

More at thc.org/tips 👌

Come to Pittsburgh, I've got a casual board gaming group. Anyone that takes things too seriously will be ridiculed for the entire game

We keep them in a sack that hangs on a hook in the kitchen so they are always in sight