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A spooky witch in a sexy dress

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Stop monk appropriation!

04.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he think Zohran was a Monarchist? What does this even mean

03.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter was like breaking news and watching the most hilarious comedians in the world roast its worst people.

BlueSky is like a feed of NPR listeners talking to each other.

We need more danger here.

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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> @covie93.bsky.social

28.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 25945 πŸ” 5448 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 189

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

25.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2478 πŸ” 895 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 33

How do we tell the Bluesky UX team that content behind a scrim shouldn’t scroll? Like when you pop open a photo to get a better look

26.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 36234 πŸ” 14158 πŸ’¬ 470 πŸ“Œ 659

Any political party spreading lies about voter fraud as a pretext to make it harder for every one to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

Remember this.

18.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 14189 πŸ” 4369 πŸ’¬ 323 πŸ“Œ 169

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.

16.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 25439 πŸ” 8479 πŸ’¬ 554 πŸ“Œ 304

Why do these figure skaters always use lame orchestral music, have none of them heard Santeria by Sublime

13.02.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s post disgusting Charlie Kirk quotes next to these signs

08.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Intervene… like… sperm stealing?

03.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This event did not happen so hard that it has created an unreality vortex of staggering magnitude, obliterating several major world events that *did* happen.

As of 10am eastern standard, we’ve lost the Kennedy assassination and the 1917 epidemic of Spanish Flu.

03.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 3

You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity

03.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2923 πŸ” 389 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 113

Just getting a roll call vote on who will and won’t support an investigation would do so much

03.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a superlatively competent president

29.01.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait to not watch the Melania documentary!

25.01.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's MAGA Movement Ramps Up Attacks On 'Progressive White Women' Progressive white women have been persistent punching bags of President Donald Trump's MAGA movement, but attacks targeting the demographic group have become particularly vicious in recent weeks.

MAGA men don’t want to have sex with white liberal women*, according to the news. Oh no. Whatever will we do?

*Conservative wives, please tell your husbands to stop asking us. Thanks!
www.barrons.com/news/trump-s...

23.01.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It used to mean "people who labor for a living" and now it implies that the professions aren't "work". Because women are starting to take a lot of professional positions, we're called the "laptop class".

19.01.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I controversially believe that teenagers shouldn’t have to show their bare chests to adults in order to use a restroom.

12.08.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1663 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 10
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Interesting ay?

08.08.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 13039 πŸ” 4776 πŸ’¬ 410 πŸ“Œ 248
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Use your voice! 5Calls is a great resource.

08.08.2025 10:03 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had a bottle of Ariel for about ten years, time to crack that baby open and see how it’s doing! Thanks for the tip

05.08.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, did something happen to Taylor Swift, or is she still rolling around on a giant mountain made of money while not partying on islands with degenerates?

04.08.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know, right? If you have to spend $2K for your wife to have sex with you, ask you doctor if you might be an asshat

03.08.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.08.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 13475 πŸ” 3739 πŸ’¬ 820 πŸ“Œ 289

Saltwater and lemon juice is ok for a quick cleaning but Cybertrucks need a regular burnishing with a blowtorch to preserve their exterior paint.

30.07.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to report that rural America has money for fifth wheelers, toy haulers, ATVs and dirt bikes. Economic anxiety is over now I guess

29.07.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A serious study from a Harvard University political scientist presents a statistic worth remembering: Around the world, once 3.5% of the population became engaged in sustained, non-violent campaigns of resistance, change has always happened.Democracy is inevitable, when the people are determined.

27.07.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

No kayfabe, just truth

25.07.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0