www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QVGA5c/ I’m here being shameless too
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These shower videos are fun, don’t mind my butthole ears
Btw, if you like dogs and especially puppies and especially poodles, this is Handsome Devil and he turned one year-old this week
I love you Portland
I’m taking my new sweetie gf to Seattle this weekend and I want to buy her nice things and treats, anybody who gets lap dances tonight is contributing to the queer community
Yeah I’m spiritual, I lead people to say “oh my God” by the things I do
GUESSING GAME: How many people are in this bed?
“I’m not autistic I just have a retractable chapstick on my belt.”
Suzette Smith is so funny… “never nudes”
Got to talking with the produce clerk in my neighborhood and he said he could tell I’m a stripper because of the way I kneeled down to pick something up once. Ahhhhaaa fuck.
What are you watching lately? “How to Get to Heaven from Belfast” it’s beautifully shot and has a woman cast
NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality.
Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
Hahaha we’ve had someone that name
I don’t think I’ve taken DayQuil in like five years, but I definitely just took some now and Yeehaw motherfuckers I’m such a lightweight
Obvs its the guy who rocked the dapper nazi
But my man on the bottom right has shown potential and a willingness to grow.
What’s your favorite Stripper name here or of all time? I should’ve picked something easier for people to hear and for me to enunciate in a loud place.
Someone commissioned a Letters to penthouse-style erotica writing from me!! My story will actually be true though
I just think my nails are cool here, but you probably can’t see my pants
I love it when a couple or trio gets aroused or delighted by seeing their partner or friend have some cuddly lap time with me. It feels slutty and heart opening.
Umkay Portland I wanna see those enthusiastic horny couples this weekend at the strip club for Valentine’s Day. If you are watching a dancer, please tip them. Don’t touch without asking or being guided to. It’s gonna be so much more fun for everyone!
And mushrooms! I love her and she’s beautiful and delicious
Teeth
Tell me about your winter stews and soups. Im working with beef cubes, corn, carrots, kale, garlic cloves, sweet potato, onion powder, garlic powder, parsley, fresh dill, pepper, Cajun seasoning, sea salt…. Oh, and chili sauce.
Instead of train cars, we'll have semi truck trailers of people being loaded into concentration camps where they'll race substantial likelihood of dying from neglect, malnutrition, disease, and murder.
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
Sorry I’m late, my dog wouldn’t let me leave
Holy shiddd you guys, it’s not for minors
Soft reveal #lesbian #enby4enby
For legal purposes, this is a joke and definitely not a threat