Omg wtf is up with bridgerton S4E7 its just 1 hour of straight crying
Omg wtf is up with bridgerton S4E7 its just 1 hour of straight crying
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
I was gonna see BTS in 2020 and couldnt because of COVID.
Im gonna see BTS in 2026.
WW3 better not get between this rn--
OmgomoOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM ITS REAL GUYS ITS REAL AND ITS POP/ROCK LETS GO OMG
The urge... to open the car door while going 100 on the highway... πππ§ the handle is RIGHT THERE
2 months into 2026 and ive finished ONE BOOK!! ππ
As opposed to 2025 where i finished 10 books in that time... yikes
Driving tests be like:
For maximum road safety, driver must always...
A. Wear headphones while driving.
B. Push the speed limit.
C. Give their full attention to the road and the task of driving.
Aw shucks i WONDER which one it is
Specifically this fucking guy
Im of the sound and firm opinion that everyone looks hotter with glasses
Egg.
#art #egg
Who was gatekeeping this song from me for the whole 9 years ive been an ARMY
youtu.be/Njzt6cJ9TJM?...
My accent is: whatevers funniest for the bit
Dude i cringe at my own voice sm cuz im so aware of how often my accent changes all the damn time ππ
AHHHHH i got the tickets last month BUT IT STILL FREAKS ME OUT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT like omg this is REAL OMG WHAT
OMG IM GOING TO SEE BTS LIVE IN JULY WTF
Chat is this normal...?
"In order to focus its best to remove all distractions"
Yes but what if i just... start talking to myself? What if the distraction is me? Daydreaming?
So basically
Congress: *stating that most of the cabinet is known to have ties with sex offender and child trafficker Jefferey Epstein, her presidents name comes up hundreds of thousands of times in the files, and he appointed those in the cabinet instead of unvestigating them.*
Pam Bondi: Nuh-uh.
Can grown married men with wives and kids stop asking for my number at work..? Like dude i have made cocktails for your wife and played catch with your son over the bar?? YOU AINT SLICK???
Me when friend gives me forehead kiss. Me when friend says ily. Me when friend says anything nice to or about me. Me when friend exist:
I aint no patriot to a country but i AM a patriot to them π«‘π«‘π«‘
Thank god for fanfiction because i would never be able to read gold like this anywhere else
Like youre filthy rich you can afford to give me some girl
If BTS ever cane to my bar you bet your ass id be doin the most to give them the best service theybe ever had but istg if i dont see AT LEAST some 24 karat jewellery and an LV bag in the tip jar by the end of the night i swear on my MAMA imma be pissed
Grammy Award-winning singer Chappell Roan said sheβd left the talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after emails released by the US Justice Department showed he exchanged flirtatious messages with Ghislaine Maxwell more than 20 years ago. https://cnn.it/3NZTz1M
Not me being sick and my dads immediate response being "did you take the vaccine? You dont normally get sick more than once a year"
1. Wtf are you talking about
2. Im sick barely able to breathe in my bed and you thought this was the prime opportunity to push you political agenda? Fuck off
Feelin like the first line in Red Lights rn (im sick)
Speed limit? 30
Taxi driver? 75
Love it here
Still to this day one of my favourite works despite it not being torally perfect or cleanπ
#art
Can i be feral on the tl for a sec?
How the fuck does THAT FACE match THAT HAND???