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Sarah E. Steinberg

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she/her/they - author-illustrator for kidlit and comics - make me laugh and don't act like you know everything - into terrariums right now - sarahesteinberg.com/links - rep'd by Allison Remcheck - Long Covid class of '20

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Video of the nodding because #cute #dog

07.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My dog, alert

My dog, alert

My dog, starting to relax

My dog, starting to relax

My dog has passed out

My dog has passed out

Awake is hard
She nodded off a bunch before the last pic

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barlow Adams has a beautiful new essay out in the world: www.whaleroadreview.com/adams-3/

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

^ this is the take

07.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the performers are so IN IT and i remember being a theater kid and that also makes me happy.

06.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh you know - I also saw Spring Awakening at PSU this week - also great! but if you don't know the show it's great but definitely a tragedy. I'd only heard the music and .... Yeah the context from dialogue makes it waaaay darker than I realized ๐Ÿ˜… but college theatre also makes me happy because

06.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lizard Boy | Portland Center Stage Portland Center Stage presents a brand new production of a PNW cult favorite! When Trevor was a child, a strange encounter with a dragon left his skin green and

PDX folks if you want a just absolutely heartfelt weird silly musical experience go see Lizard Boy at Portland Center Stage. The 3 performers sing and do all the instruments and I'm so happy i went. Like I just feel happier as a person, ya know?
www.pcs.org/lizard-boy

06.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For instance that they pooped in the house ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

26.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An update: it was still his number and he fully participated.

24.02.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Follow this space to find out if he still has the same number.

If you got a random text about being a Shit Detective what would you do ๐Ÿคฃ

24.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20ish years ago a friend of mine had a bit about being a Poop Detective. I don't remember any of the context. He lives across the country and I haven't talked w him in 6+ years.

My dog pooped on the floor sometime between midnight and 10am. I just texted him demanding he solve the riddle.

24.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol yessss

24.02.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My last dog was a Border Collie mix for whom "hugs" was a threat ๐Ÿ˜… i don't have to imagine

23.02.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair at least you'd have no one else to blame

22.02.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol on one hand I'm with you. on the other, pork fat and malort.

22.02.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dog sleeping on my leg looking very blissful

Dog sleeping on my leg looking very blissful

I think this may now be a #dog account sorry not sorry

22.02.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two medium sized dogs are jumping at each other. On the left Nora, a black and tan dog with pointy ears, is snarling. On the right, Flossie, a black dog with white feet, is pawing her. Not captured in still: Both tails wagging furiously

Two medium sized dogs are jumping at each other. On the left Nora, a black and tan dog with pointy ears, is snarling. On the right, Flossie, a black dog with white feet, is pawing her. Not captured in still: Both tails wagging furiously

She looks vicious but they're having so much fun

22.02.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The dog (see previous posts re me pressuring my family into getting her) is stretched out on my lap with her head snuggled into my arm/chest). I am smiling.

The dog (see previous posts re me pressuring my family into getting her) is stretched out on my lap with her head snuggled into my arm/chest). I am smiling.

No regrets

22.02.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah i just have an ear infection and am not at my best for the resulting existential exploration my very thoughtful kid has launched into after watching ๐Ÿ˜…

15.02.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg noooo

15.02.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk bad movie choice I guess, if you haven't seen it SPOILER

Andy (kid who has the Storied Toys) is grown up and picking which toys to store, donate, or take to college. And the toys are all soooo sad at being left and there's probably some stage a 10 year old is at that hit us.

15.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched Toy Story 3 with 10yo last night. I somehow missed it (i was in my 20s, saw #4 on a plane). Made me ugly cry and then the kid cried, we had to watch a bunch of Bluey to calm down...

Then on his way to bed he goes, "mom, google doesn't know what happens when we die"....

15.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(she did great she can go)

15.02.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doggy daycare assessment, so stressful, having flashbacks to preschool picking ๐Ÿ˜…

13.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Rit website with a series of different colored blue squares (color samples). They pop up a name when you hover. The popped up name on this one is "Work Shirt floating in a Fae Pond"

A screenshot of Rit website with a series of different colored blue squares (color samples). They pop up a name when you hover. The popped up name on this one is "Work Shirt floating in a Fae Pond"

I'm scrolling through RIT dye's color mixing chart and as I scroll past "frost blue" "pale blue" and "midnight blue" i see this absolute gem of a color name. Whatever creative person in a boring ass job named "work shirt floating in a fae pond" has my endless respect. I see you pal.

03.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw yeah a whole world of pretty plant hangers awaits

26.01.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every catalog cover is prettier than the last โค๏ธ

26.01.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic film

26.01.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I the last one to realize that Maureen and Joanne in RENT are an adhd/autistic couple just acting out the struggle?

(Why my ADHD brain got here I don't know but I have their duet stuck in my head for no conceivable reason anyway my partner is autistic ๐Ÿ˜…)

26.01.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0