2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
04.03.2026 17:54
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2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
impossible to get these shoes on. wish there was a way for me to just horn my way into them
let’s be lemons with mama
they already have that, it’s the walgreens on knickerbocker and stockholm
my new tramp stamp
are there people under the age of 30 on this app? or is it all just millennials who miss what twitter was in 2015
mogged in my own home every gd day w this one
happy 51st birthday to Gamemaster Anthony
10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch
Her in the library
DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees
Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"
What if the entire team was Curt Schilling
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.
Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”
Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.
Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
many good bits in this essay on the absurdity and condescension of art-world white-trash cosplay
my friends and i helped this lady a couple weeks ago. it was tedious work, and tourists got weirdly defensive with us. over the course of one hour we threw out thousands of stupid pieces of plastic crap, and i rescued one little guy
this is what people are like in Rhode Island. Family Guy is a documentary
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to me this counts as terrifying
"a winking confrontation of 'where's my dinner'" had me in stitches
sometimes i do love bushwick
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a real genius walks among us
my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels
new from me at @curbed.com: everyone ICE did business with in New York City last year www.curbed.com/article/ice-...
mind you the mormons say the garden of eden was in missouri
you shouldn’t have to answer emails under these conditions
tonight i took a photo of two cats
the BUCKETS issue of Plastics is here
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
i am a boston sports partisan, which means i support the sox, the celtics, and the bruins. i don't support a football team because boston has no football team. i will not cheer for the team that plays here
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita