Matty Paulo (@mattypaulo)

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22.06.2025 11:42 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

monkey

22.06.2025 11:34 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a sweaty mess in a builders mask

new supervillain just dropped

31.05.2025 13:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good morning Cargo man

31.05.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good morning creasy Ben x

13.04.2025 11:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So uh any theories as to why the lamp from Ruby road is in the first scene of the season

13.04.2025 10:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last weekend as an unemployed bum 🥲

04.04.2025 22:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning Rat x

04.04.2025 13:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning Ben x

01.04.2025 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday Jack, nice tits !

30.03.2025 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't have a mum, so i'm spending mother's day with true MOTHER

30.03.2025 14:32 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh boy i've missed seeing your face on my tl 🥹🥹

30.03.2025 11:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning Ben x (it's still morning i refuse to accept the new time)

30.03.2025 11:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

goods baking Ben x

29.03.2025 13:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has this one been done yet?

27.03.2025 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning Ben x

25.03.2025 09:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We were certain this session was the last 😭

25.03.2025 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Tonight's dnd we talked our group leader into sacrificing their life to help divert the apocalypse.

Unbeknownst to us, the person we've been getting all our info from is actually the main villain and our leader killing themself actually started the apocalypse.

25.03.2025 00:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is sniffing cock and sucking coke allowed though?

Also good morning x

23.03.2025 11:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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We're employed now.

19.03.2025 14:42 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning Ben. Solid moustache 👨🏻

12.03.2025 10:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning Ben 🇪🇺

09.03.2025 13:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg I didn't even think

04.03.2025 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what am I waiting for...

04.03.2025 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good morning scrub daddy 🧽

02.03.2025 12:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cooked her up some little beef strips earlier, she has no right to judge

02.03.2025 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am being judged.

02.03.2025 01:14 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I prefer Ratty 🐀

01.03.2025 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning rat king ❤️

01.03.2025 12:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't wait for these bad boys to definitely show up in season 2 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

26.02.2025 23:30 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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