It also helps if you point it at the side of your nasal passage, outward towards the same-side ear
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It also helps if you point it at the side of your nasal passage, outward towards the same-side ear
Hips below knees? Damn, ma’am
Security screener at airport of the analogic company
We couldn't have workshopped this name a little longer?
Makes it 100x worse!
But I can also still smell the scent of a pomander my aunt had in like 1977. The most delicious perfume but I can’t describe it
And I’m super sensitive to fragrance. I can’t stand scented soaps or detergents and lots of artificial fragrances will give me an instant migraine. I can still smell the memory of accidentally ordering a box of scented dryer sheets. I had to wrap them in a trash bag and put them outside
I can do this too, often unbidden and of an unpleasant memory as it is of a fond memory. Or just by mentioning things - I immediately “smelled” a fresh cut apple when I read your post
Ghost Testicle is a great band name
Amazing how a bunch of sociopaths who think of people as things are telling us things are people.
Fast cat!
Subaru keeps trying to get me to trade in my 2018 Outback - which I’ve already told them a million times I intend to drive for 20 years or more, like the Subaru gods intended - and now that I’ve googled what the new ones look like, well
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
Why didn’t anyone tell me it’s daylight savings this weekend??
helps quite a bit if I'm being honest
I’ll simply never forgive the people who voted this psycho back into office.
I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.
One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭
Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...
Autofiction?
I am so frustrated that I don’t currently have representation in the House (because my rep is now governor of NJ and the special election to replace her isn’t until April). This is only one of about three dozen issues I wish I could call my rep about - if you’ve got a rep to call, please call
I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
"banklike app" is an intensely cursed phrase
You will always be able to hit back at him with “oh, the guy with the Nazi tattoo?” No matter what else he fucking does, he’s the guy with the Nazi tattoo. You’re out of your mind if you think that’s not a problem
His eyes!
Coco the fluffy brown torbie cat, seen from the back. She’s sitting on my feet which are covered with a gray blanket
Every morning while I have tea on the sofa, Coco comes and flops on my feet and leans on me for pets
She’s too powerful
the best faith defense for platner is that he's not actually a nazi, he's just a dumbass with genuinely appalling judgment and no self-awareness, but he's found himself talking with nazis so often at this point that you should assume he would continue to do so as a senator
Not doing fine!
every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all
we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this:
I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil