Merlin Paton-Usry

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Episode 207: Hurricane Heavenly

We talk #RHOP, #Married2Med, #RHOSLC & #RHOBH

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Why am I stuck in my feels at 12:08pm on a Tuesday??? I took my meds this morning! That’s supposed to fix me until i take them again tomorrow! This is bullshit I demand to speak to the manager.

I’m so proud of what these two have built and that they wanted me to join their world of reality tv podcasting for a moment.

It’s horny romantic it’s hockey it’s queer af and it’s the best television I’ve ever seen.

Heated Rivalry poster featuring two shirtless men embracing in a very horny way.

The success of HEATED RIVALRY blows apart two massive Hollywood myths, proving:

1) Gay intimacy on screen is NOT bad for business.

2) The Anti sex-scene discourse is horseshit. Audiences are horny and want horny things. 12 Year olds with anime pfp don't constitute a demographic worth catering to.

Why is this clip an hour and a half long?

Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map

The fact they are acting like it’s unknown whether Gretchen liked those posts…

Gina. If you can’t find her liking them, but she’s following all the accounts, do you honestly think that the person who photoshopped all of this made sure it was accounts she was following?

#RHOC

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Episode 191: Jesus Loves Gay People

We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC

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Episode 190: Holy Farts

We talk #RHOP #RHOSLC & #RHOC

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UPDATE:

Both of us have been dealing with COVID. We currently sound like a bunch of silverware getting thrown in a garbage disposal… & we figured you probably don’t want to listen to that.

Therefore, no new episode tomorrow, but we will be doubling up on our reviews of #RHOC & #RHOM next week!

We are so honored to have won the “Casamigos Margaritas Award for Things to Enjoy Anytime, Anywhere” tonight at the 2025 Las Culturistas Culture Awards 😭🤩

Wait… What do you mean “it wasn’t us it was just podcasts in general”? Whatever we’re gonna claim it anyway 🥰 #CultureAwards2025

A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.

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Episode 169: Quid Pro Hoe

We talk #RHOA & #TheValley

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Is Michelle cold? Yes. Did she cheat on Jesse with Aaron? Probably.

But guys, I think Jesse is the literal devil. There is darkness in there.

#TheValley

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#podcast #lgbt #gay #bravo #bravotv #realhousewives #andycohen #realitytv #popculture #bravoandy #realitytvshow

Don't miss the rest of this episode! We cover #RHOA and #TheValley

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*eye twitch*

I had NO IDEA I mean I knew she was cool as hell but honestly that makes her so special in my eyes 😍

Uhh I can’t believe I missed that pun when it was RIGHT THERE 😂😂😂

I don't always have fatigue [dos equis - the most interesting man in the world guy] actually, no, I always have fatigue

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THIS. I especially love the ability to use “x-man/ex-man” interchangeably lol

Dreamer is another great character that I think people often forget about. I’m not a comics person so I’m not sure how she was handled there, but I was an avid Arrowverse watcher and Dreamer/Nia Nal played by Nicole Maines made me feel seen in a way I never have before, even being enby myself.

Does anyone have a screengrab of either Brittany or Michelle in confessional with the “allegedly” sign? #TheValley

Cruz’s body language and reaction when Jax comes home is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on Bravo.

That poor baby is internalizing EVERYTHING. He told the whole story of what has been happening.

#TheValley

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Idk why, but these Freshpet commercials irritate me to no end. It’s food for your dog that means it’s fucking dogfood.

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What a day to be seen. Next: maybe “Trans Day of Leave Us the Fuck Alone so We Can Live in Peace Because We Literally Never Did Anything to Y’all”? #TransDayOfVisibility

So now that it’s confirmed that Brit mentioned pulling out her pistol, can Bravo explain to us why ONLY Kenya got the ax?

What’s the code of conduct? Because I’m confused.

#RHOA