Leo!

🤣🤣🤣

I appreciate this, but gotta clock the political pessimism here:
This goes absolutely nowhere.

Just a fundraising opportunity in the event he wants to waste everyone’s time in yet another presidential run nobody cares about. 🤷🏾‍♂️

So what the fuck was Hobo Johnson about?

Sunrise

Leo!

Bright and early in the burbs

“I am not a cat!”

Sorry, this phrase has been sending meeee 🤣🤣🤣

Omfg???

Whomst is saving this picture? 🤔

Intrusive thoughts are the eyes of the face

😑

Omggg

🫂

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“tonight on the runway” and it’s fully 3pm outside

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So there really are people just leaving little bits of hair…everywhere? For the rest of the day???

Get haircut --> Go straight home and shower

Do people not do this?

This feature WORKS

I used to get multiple spam calls a day and now nothing!

It’s normal to OP because they’re likely mixed-handed and don’t know

Selfie of Leo wearing a blue long-sleeved polo

This shirt has been sitting in my closet for almost two years

There are actually 4 hand orientations:
-left-handed
-right-handed
-mixed (write w/ one hand, but dominant with the other)
-ambidextrous

What if I told you it’s because there’s more than two hand orientations?

Billions could be spent on healthcare, public education, student loans, sooooo many bridges to repair, homelessness, public housing, etc.

But nope, gotta bomb the Middle East for a psychotic goal of ??????

Thankfully, I’m not blind, but ✨slightly inconvenienced✨

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Made it all the way to the train and just as it was arriving, realized I left my glasses at home.

2 episodes of Survivor 50 being better than 85% of the new era >>>>>

Multiple times!!!

All the best to Rep. Crockett in her political future. Hate that so many people became crashouts over it, but y’all have one goal in November! Hope you can achieve it.

Never doubt yourself!

-Uni has incredible pens and multi pens!

jetpens dot com, y'all! You will never look back!

The children yearn for Japanese stationery

I also think the chassis of the 2020s MacBooks have been kinda bulky/ugly, but that’s just me!

(This is my excuse to use the word “chassis”, which I never use, but years of watching Apple leak videos on YouTube taught me!)