When I founded Trader Joe's I had two goals in mind: the most delicious cookies in the most freshness-killing packaging possible.
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When I founded Trader Joe's I had two goals in mind: the most delicious cookies in the most freshness-killing packaging possible.
Here's young Peter Falk in his first appearance as Columbo
When building a Coalition of the Willing (another one?!) you have to sweeten the pot enough. Trade and immigration policies are about to get real flexible, real soon.
While we wait for more results (I promise a bunch of calls are sure to be around the corner), my usual Election Night note:
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The war rooms change but the guys inside are always the same.
My consumption of beer and booze has fallen off a cliff since discovering thc sodas and elixirs.
A brown bottle of thc elixir with a crème and blue label reading CALMeZZI 10 mg 10mg THi Acoholic Always In Good Company With 10mg (B0 per serving CaLMeZZI da Strength 10mg Original
I’d like to be brand ambassador for Calmezzi, I love it so much
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“In a world of Tony Stark’s, be a Justin Hammer”
Not to be a downer but I think we are about to enter a generation or two of drastic rise in suicides and the radical acceptance of suicide as a retirement plan.
Investigative Post obtained this video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the nearly blind Burmese refugee who was found dead
www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/t...
Fiona Apple on hanging out that one night with PT Anderson and Quentin Tarantino:
narrowing down doomer knuckle tats for the end times and I think TOLD U SO is the winner. (the middle finger on my LEFT hand will be ripped off in a chain fight with mutant yakuza e-bikers)
Cherry Sakura red bull!
Never skip hopecore
the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"
In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.
“There’s a blizzard coming to the eastern seaboard. We need to get people out of here.”
DHS: “okay, but what if instead…?”
Will I make it home tomorrow? A Movingsideways mystery!
Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
"I'm Bradley Michael Fahrtz. My dad said I could sell the Poop Tube."
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
This tactic is not original. Dating back to the 1970s, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan police would arrest indigenous Canadians under pretext and then drop them off in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere --stranding them in below freezing temperatures. They called these "starlight tours."
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
Finally something to pair with the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape that haunted the early 2000s
Celebrate Mardi Gras with Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Babies! king cake.
[squinting to read notes] says here you are a fan of trans men dental medication. Nice.
