Kitastrophe

hope you have enjoyed your seven hours of ass-play

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Whyyyyy~

How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful....

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

I love that show! Also screw James Corden.

Look up what the Wolf used to wear in the original version for some laughs.

It’s a safety concern; that’s always been an anti-collusion safety mechanism and if modern sites won’t provide it then they’re effectively just saying ‘trust me bruh’ and that’s horseshit

sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory.

‘Songs not to get married to’ is a fantastic title for a mix

This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest.

Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.

Several other people have also made the same comment under the same circumstance. I guess it wasn’t a joke >.>

My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes.

After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly.
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.

/obv not serious

putting the Duo owl in chastity, let's see how high YOUR streak gets, buddy

...I'm sorry, Chuck D is doing W H A T

it's in texas, they could probably manage it easier than 573 in missouri

613 is in Ottawa, which would probably be a lot harder...

pounded

Deep dance game lore
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant

I haven’t even been posting this week >.<

Well it makes ME laugh

Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming?

Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)

This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.

Clear Channel Media started writing the news copy for 70% of the visible and audible media, and the rest followed because it was popular.

The Decemberists - January Hymn YouTube video by thomyorke74

in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn

pls partake with me

An empty chair, pointed towards the wall in the corner.

A sub awaits punishment as he kneels bottomless behind the chair, listening to a lecture on why he’s about to be spanked.

The sub is in position bent over the chair, awaiting his spanking. The angle of the chair stretches his thighs and butt taut.

r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting]

Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.

How can you be a bigot while being too scared to use the weakest possible slur toward your target group?

‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’

Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.

It’s upsetting for the whole culture.

NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGOOOONYAAAAAAAAAAma bagiiiiiithi babaaaaaa~~~~~

Newly minted trans masc friend in my life.

What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?

I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat.

I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.