bone

I understand, my lord, your will be done

white boy SHOCKS gym employees by speaking fluent Nippon-ese (that's Japanese for you gaijin)

my only knowledge of the Ring is the terrible videogame series as covered by Mandalore on YouTube, is the opera interesting?

The perfect union of information and technology

Favourite YouTube character, never drop the persona gamer man

Can I come over and do this

Taking someone to posting school. Having them study the great masters. Making them type like, “huh guh,” 17,000 times a day. Finally following them when they make an undeniable post. Blocking them when they try to stir up Discord drama about you “feigning an insecure attachment style for laughs.”

After getting his leg bit off, Ahab gets a peg leg made of ivory to replace it. Is this a victory over the whale? Or is it the disease further taking hold? Every encounter with the whale brings Ahab closer to becoming one himself, then we drain him for oil.

The whale is infected with Whiteness or the originator of said disease. When he takes a lil bite out of Ahab, Ahab is infected with the same condition. This seems to result in bloodlust. A perplexing creature and condition.

I like when he reveals Ishmael's been the whale all along, it's a cool twist

and your wires

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

french people say oeust. sometimes oeuf.

The only thing worth doing is making other people's lives worse

infinite boredom

why during Ramadan

holding up a finger to my ear that doesn't have an earbuds or anything in it, tilting my head, frowning, and leaving

me seeing any two guys together: please for the love of god be blowjob brothers

I think Ed's going to get nerfed to the ground, Mai's going to be nerfed in a way that doesn't matter, Akuma's going to get more combo stuff, idk otherwise.

tried to get into a car and got teleported onto a ladder 350m away

People are all like "sex is bad" "sex kills people" but the fact is true sex has never been tried

thanks for engaging with the content, Matt! We appreciate the feedback, and your lawyer shall not reach me for I am secure in my faith and Allah shall protect me from your agent of evil. Have a blessed Ramadan!

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you wouldn't know how hard it is to live my incel life

there is no reason to justify yourself sire

big robot crouched on car, with a receding hairline and a pelvis that is reversed? Quite unfuckable

nobody loves me for me they only love me for the pleasure my bulbous head brings them

we (I) don't pull, it's not cowardly for us it's just embarrassing