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@grantthethief

Writer at ANN. Podcaster with Blade Licking Thieves, Super Senpai Podcast, and Adventure Tomes. Author and trying to be an artist. Mostly wife guy posting and bad jokes.

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Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 4576 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 10
Gomez and Morticia Addams holding each other close, Gomez wields a rapier, Morticia wields a machete

Gomez and Morticia Addams holding each other close, Gomez wields a rapier, Morticia wields a machete

Addamses
#TheAddamsFamily

18.01.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 4724 πŸ” 1504 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 17

I can't recommend this enough

ghoulnoise.bandcamp.com/album/last-d...

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1346 πŸ” 470 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
A black and white cat with two brushes on his head

A black and white cat with two brushes on his head

A black and white cat enjoying a head massage with two brushes, eyes closed

A black and white cat enjoying a head massage with two brushes, eyes closed

A black and white cat getting his face squished by two brushes

A black and white cat getting his face squished by two brushes

A black and white cat receiving a head massage with two brushes from above

A black and white cat receiving a head massage with two brushes from above

Uni is enjoying his head massage :3

06.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2089 πŸ” 399 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
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as "fate" would have it
#KAMENRIDER

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by pencilbrony featuring the "war is bad" meme art Gundam trying to shoot. A meme guy in an inset says "no visual! Minovsky density is too high!!"

tumblr post by pencilbrony featuring the "war is bad" meme art Gundam trying to shoot. A meme guy in an inset says "no visual! Minovsky density is too high!!"

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frierenism

18.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scarlet Spider/Doc Ock

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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They’re Helpful!

02.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1842 πŸ” 460 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The whole thing?????

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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IT'S HAPPENING

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1458 πŸ” 686 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 4092 πŸ” 1253 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13
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Spring can’t get here soon enough #streetfighter

09.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Bear with me, as there will be random character art/ sketches as I do commissions

06.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Emerald City Comic Con is my first big con in a while, and I cannot believe the support and kindness people brought. I was busy all day, sold almost completely out of merch in 2 hours.

More than that, so many people shared stories of what my books had meant to them.

Thank you, Seattle.

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him
The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...."
Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1948 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
all pink sketch of baiken from guilty gear, posted on march 5th because that is her birthday

all pink sketch of baiken from guilty gear, posted on march 5th because that is her birthday

BAIKEN DAY BAIKEN DAY

06.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

😭why the apostrophe s

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

left out the reply that permanently changed my vocabulary

06.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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05.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 815 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8708 πŸ” 1983 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34
Omega-Bam-Man cradling Bromega as he dies in his arms and screamjng Brooooooo from DCKO Green Lantern Galactic Slam by Jeremy Adams, Cian Tormey, and Romulo Fajardo Jr.

Omega-Bam-Man cradling Bromega as he dies in his arms and screamjng Brooooooo from DCKO Green Lantern Galactic Slam by Jeremy Adams, Cian Tormey, and Romulo Fajardo Jr.

I love comics dude

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2174 πŸ” 856 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 33
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Venom! With OLO markers πŸ–οΈ

05.11.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Miles! πŸ•ΈοΈ

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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My Norman Rockwell homage variant for Superman #78 - Superboy Prime fills his head with adventures

20.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A bad drawing of the villain from vampire survivors passionately kissing The Ironclad from Slay the Spire 2.

A bad drawing of the villain from vampire survivors passionately kissing The Ironclad from Slay the Spire 2.

congrats to @megacrit.com for launching Slay the Spire 2 into early access!

see you all next week when im finished kissing the Ironclad

06.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Reading The Last Unicorn to my kids; just nobody writes like Peter Beagle. Watch the way he starts with humorous imagery, slides into this aching Romantic mode, and ends with a sentence that will haunt your heart; all with just the simplest, clearest prose. And every page is like this.

06.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3