"You could make the hot water thing -- what's it called? Oh, soup!"
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"You could make the hot water thing -- what's it called? Oh, soup!"
"We've had tests that don't exist fail."
“If you shake the phone do they jiggle?” “This isn’t shake to summarize”
“I just rub my butt on it”
“He did that at lunch for me I was so turned on”
“That sounds like grad school” “I have never been to grad school” “Neither have I”
"I've never been caught!"
“You need groceries” “Gas station beef jerky?”
"How do you freeze YOUR milk?"
"It sounds like a tinder profile: it looks sad but look at the height!"
"The butt thing is normal."
"There's a butt there."
"I switched from stevia to lead!"
"NO! We're just ingesting a big bag of fail. Imagine someone has a big bag of fail and they just open our jaw and they're just cramming it in."
"I'm too tired to know if I'm hungry."
"That's why it was so stiff!"
"Define 'hard'."
“Ah, the other train”
“That looks like a good alley”
“There are 2 Europes”
"Who did the sucking?"
“XPCOM? I don’t care about that, I care about this buttplug.io”
“I’m just goon curious”
“Hands on gooning coach”
“My emotional support ham!”
"I'm definitely wood-oriented."
"For me, I like having lots of words."
“Our trauma response is to make stickers”
"Teeth are luxury bones."
"Stop volume-shaming me!"