@ladybuglane
I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive I say wtf way too much 2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me. 2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
It’s the first week of March and so far this year I have:
- been in the hospital
- had two surgeries
- had two procedures
- taken 23 days of antibiotics
- and only owe like 5 grand to various medical locations
0/10
None of this was part of my New Years Resolutions.
Gandalf the Pink with the text "When you're a grown adult but trauma stole your childhood from you". Gandalf the Pink is real. Little known maiar. Did you even read the Silmarillion, bro? Lol yeah, me neither.
Me after buying two squishmallows, a Hello Kitty backpack, and a fuzzy pink hoodie 💖
(Super Mario Bros) Mario, I know you're just a plumber, but now you have to be the secretary of homeland security
oh yeah
Second tuesday of next week 😂
Lately they haven’t - but he was worried about being on the hook to take care of kittens, but they did make him giggle. So that was a win.
Mine does - but it’s self inflicted because I have 84 chrome windows open with 20plus tabs open in each.
changed Siri to a male voice so I didn’t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time
Pretty sure this is what I was after I read the tips in Cosmo.
Me, thinking about all the cheese I'm gonna eat when I get home from work.
Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label
I made this to express my feelings
I don’t know who is running this simulation, but I didn’t think you could jump the shark so many times in such a short period.
Maybe we could go back to scratch and sniff stickers, trapper keepers, and Lisa frank stuff?
Or maybe a free round of pharmaceutical grade Quaaludes as a treat?
Had a busy day tracking down the kittens and snakes and babies in baby carriers my FIL was convinced he could see behind a shelf. He assured me that none of them would bite, so we weren’t in danger.
Luckily lunch was a good distraction and they all sorted themselves out. 😂
👶 🐍🐱
Thu looks divine! Now I need to find a way to have potatoes and gravy!
Shoutout to everyone silently losing it...but still texting, "haha, no worries" Like a motherfking legend...
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If falling down when trying to put on my pants is a sign of how this day will progress, I should go back to bed now.
reading about women with zero perimenopause symptoms and reminding myself (through my gritted hot teeth) girl power.
they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept
after watching some real housewives of the senate judiciary hearing im convinced noem is officially the worst
And this concludes the depressed portion of our programming. Coming up next: Anxiety
What I lack in sleep this week, I make up for here in awful attempts at humor
Every night! For God's sake, where do I put these things?
Daylight Savings is five days away (US) and I’m already pissed about the hour of sleep I’m losing.
cinderella, cinderella🎶🎶
Sometimes I don’t know what to do with my arms when I’m trying to sleep.
The amount of times I have questioned my sanity today is too damn high.
It’s time to be a burrito.
I got dressed and put my hair in a pony tail & took my meds. Hope this is enough.
It’s my best, but my best is not great. 😂
I'm certainly not perfect, I'm a work in progress, and some days are better than others
Me looking in the refrigerator
i only worry about three things 1. everything that npppened 2. everything that is happening 3. everything that will happen
