Supermarket gave me the wrong bag and now I have a stupid amount of cheese!
Oh no... what ever shall I do with all of this cheddar and burrata and mozzarella
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Supermarket gave me the wrong bag and now I have a stupid amount of cheese!
Oh no... what ever shall I do with all of this cheddar and burrata and mozzarella
Scared you'll fumble a trans baddie? Here are 3 all-too-common cringe "compliments" and what you can say instead. Save this post to practice and share your fav line below!
Is it me or is it getting hot in this tavern?
Accidentally let Phoenix out while we were cleaning up our sand set and she immediately just
Ah yes, the consequences of my (character's) actions are trying to catch up to me, but not if I'm faster!
- Tomiki, probably
Man, I love playing lovable rascals 😄
Bef dressed in a 18th century style white linen shirt, vivid blue silk and printed cotton diamond patchwork vest, with a ruffled jabot on their neck holding up the high collar. They're wearing horns and posing happily at the camera. All of the clothes are handmade.
Tomiki the bard dropout (rogue) finally has his fit together, catch his shenanigans live Thursdays at 4pm pst on @rollseduction.bsky.social 💙
I made it all myself, are you impressed? 🥺
Had a cold last 3 days, it finally cleared up, so obviously I had to go full artistic beast mode and sew a whole vest in one night
It's funny because apparently as a DM I'm the type that loves to have tons prepared, some extra secrets, and then improv on it as the session flows.
But as a player I'm either the comic relief or the super serious and committed character.
These two things are so separate 🤣
DMd my first session of a long campaign, players were stoked (amd told me so!) everyone had a great time!
I'm going to be riding this high for the rest of time 💙
Don't underestimate the power of a tasty lil treat. I could be doing the most hatred thing and it would be fine because there's ✨delicious brownie✨ after. Or before. Or meanwhile.
Nobody can stop me, I've become too powerful 🍰
It's time for the passing year!
✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨
Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026!
Keep it up!
Speedster! (when I actually lock tf in otz)
compressed fried pixels comin' hot your way
#art #zigzart #oc #ocs #originalcharacter
The knee-jerk reaction in ow these days is to blame someone else for whatever a player feels is going wrong, instead of thinking on how to fix the problem.
Your sombra stats are perfectly fine! Tank probably has no clue how to play her...
I get flamed as Moira with 10k heals more than anyone too 😅
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Lux is holding the camera and taking a selfie, wearing a tiny, strappy, black and grey leopard print bikini that is barely holding in their luscious tits. They're wearing dark eyeshadow and dark burgundy lipstick, with their long, wavy blue to purple to red ombre hair flowing over one shoulder.
can I be your goth girlfriend? you have to keep me out of the sun but I'll still wear slutty bikinis for you 🦇🖤🦇
♡ #nsfw ♡ #nsfwsky ♡ #spicysky ♡ #goonsky ♡ #tits ♡ #bigtits ♡ #bikini ♡ #bubblegumthebrand ♡ #submissive ♡ #goth ♡ #gothgf ♡ #alt ♡ #tattoos ♡
my clip sale goes through the end of the month! (this sunday!!) go get em for a discount while you can!
It’s quite the house XD
Who’s ready for the final episode of the Shattered Veil?! It’s airing Thursday, November 27th at 4pm pst! Don’t forget to submit any questions or curiosities you want our cast to answer live during the show! c; ➡️ forms.gle/unBFQKxeZGgU... ⬅️
Bzzzrrrrt. ⚡️It’s almost time for the final episode of The Shattered Veil! We’re live at 4pm pst. Are you ready? You have until the show to get your cast questions in! Ask us here: forms.gle/unBFQKxeZGgU...
Thank you to everyone who’s joined our adventure so far! 🩷
A Humping Story by Ene published November 25, 2025 on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/a-humping-story-ene Ene draws with an elegant, fixed-width pen line that is simplified but still includes expressive details. Here color palette is shades of blue. Ene is a cis woman with hair down to her back that curls at the bottom. She wears round rimmed glasses, small hoop earrings, and a t-shirt with jeans. Narration: As with a lot of AFAB people I was raised to be as selfless as I could be. Ene, dressed up as a nun with a holy halo alight over her head asks with a cheeky expression, "Mother Teresa who?" Narration: Of course it ended up having an impact on my sex life. "Oops" she exclaims as her nuns habit falls to the floor, leaving her naked with only her word balloon to cover her pubic area.
Narration: On the other hand, some of the guys I hooked up with didn't seem to have the same issue and had no difficulties requesting pretty much anything from me. Back in bed and nude again, Ene's boyfriend asks with a seductive look, "So I thought you could try to do the splits on me. Ya know just like in the video I sent you... And maybe you could also yodel a Bowie song and juggle while doing it." Ene looks at him in disbelief.
Narration: Faced with the unfair realization, and since I had no desire to run a charity, I turned to my sexual history to find practices that were more centered around me to add to my hookups. Returning to the present, a fully clothed Ene picks up a book titled "History of MY Sex Life" with an intensely studious expression. "This!" She exclaims, pointing at a page in her book. "This was lit!" A pink ribbon unfurls across the page, reading, "Read the rest on Oh Joy Sex Toy .com"
Who'd have thought dry humping could get someone so wet? Join Ene as she searches for a solution to the boring, routine sex she finds herself having. Turns out that to get off, she needs her boyfriend to keep his pants ON.
www.ohjoysextoy.com/a-humping-st...
There are only two episodes left of The Shattered Veil! Today is the start of the final battle at 5pm pst. You can watch us #live on @joystick.tv , fansly , and chaturbate at RollForSeduction. You can also find the 🔗🔗🔗 in our bio ❤️ #dnd #theshatteredveil #rollforseduction #ttrpg
We are LIVE!! 🔥 Come watch and create some chaos with your tips! Lovense integrated. +18 nerds playing ttrpgs. Clothing optional!
We are LIVE!! 🔥 Come watch and create some chaos with your tips! Lovense integrated. +18 nerds playing ttrpgs. Clothing optional!
The stitches are finally gone!!
Final stretch of healing starts now.
(dying to finally take a normal shower omfg)
We are LIVE!! 🔥 Come watch and create some chaos with your tips! Lovense integrated. +18 nerds playing ttrpgs. Clothing optional!
We Have Enough Dead Friends By Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
re-draw of the Death arcana card from hades 2: thanatos looms over a profusion of wings and butterflies, but it's zagreus's body draped over his lap; stygius falls from zagreus's lax grip, his face turned into thanatos's shoulder, as than wields his own sword to sever this life short (at least, for now)
pierced butterfly 💀🩸 #hades
Happy Halloween from me and my silly dorks 🎃🖤
I hope you guys like the blood sweat and tears this anim took me. This was a long and tough project and I'm happy to share it with you~
#art #nsfw #nsfwart #au #ocs #🩸🦇⚔️
